Author Topic: My richard is Bleeding  (Read 3450 times)

Um I am doing my last year of organic chemistry and next year, I am going to the faculty of medicine.

Because I'm a doctor and I'm telling you you need to go to a doctor. I aint a real doctor, I can't cure stuff, I printed my medical license on a forgetin' bubble gum wrapper. Someone came in needing a tooth removed and I sawed their leg off, you really trust my opinion? See a forgetin' doctor.

sounds like you'll need stitches

Um I am doing my last year of organic chemistry and next year, I am going to the faculty of medicine.
None of those are a proper qualification as a doctor.
I mean, I have an A-Level in Biology, but I wouldn't want me dignosing people.

How do we know this cut isn't really small? Everyone here seems to think that he cut his richard off

How do we know this cut isn't really small? Everyone here seems to think that he cut his richard off
if this is the case op it will probably grow back, afterall it can change size

get a boner.
trust me, it's safe

get a boner.
trust me, it's safe
ive had like 3 and it hasnt started bleeding again
I think my snake is dead.
But seriously it's fine now, I might lock the thread.



how the forget do you cut youself with headphone wires

tell your mom to get you to the doctor you handicap

personally i can't tell if this is a joke or genuine

i've cut my richard as well over 5 times masturbating. but for me, it was too furiously and i must've cut the tip with my thumb nail.

i've cut my richard as well over 5 times masturbating. but for me, it was too furiously and i must've cut the tip with my thumb nail.
He lives!