OH stuff
stop and see who the hell those stuffheads are
say
"I have a very special set of skills, and when I find you in your homes, I will build a house around you, with no doors or windows then burn it down, understand?"
"I have a very special set of skills! When I find your houses, I will build a house around it with no escape and burn it down! Don't mess with me!" You cry.
The Truck Drivers are not interested in your threats.
Truck 3 Passenger fires the Communist Special 7.62 at Protagonist, striking the torso five times and blowing his Fancy Suit into pieces!
Ask for some ice cream
"Waitwaitwait! I just want some ICE CREAM!"
Truck 1 Passenger sprays the 9mm Machine Pistol at Protagonist, striking the torso!
Protagonist's spleen is blasted!
Blonde Driver fires the Sawn-Off Rifle at Protagonist, striking the EYEBALLS!
Protagonist's left eye is shot out!
Fedora Driver fires the .45 Pistol at Protagonist, striking the torso!
Protagonist shouts a prayer.
Truck 2 Passenger unloads an Auto Shotgun into Protagonist, hitting the right arm four times BLOWING IT OFF!
Protagonist begins to weep silently.
Driver With Shades fires the .50 Penetrator Rifle at Protagonist, hitting the left leg BLOWING IT OFF!
Protagonist collapses to the floor and goes into convulsions.
Truck 4 Passenger(Not Sven Svenson) fires the Sven Svenson Templar Rifle at Protagonist, striking the Right Leg twice CRIPPLING IT!
Protagonist whispers "Why, Lord? Why?" and yells until the scream cracks dry.
Fedora Driver fires the .45 Pistol again, but MISTAKENLY strikes the package, destroying it's contents!
Now thats what I call getting Alex Murphy'd. All we need now is some douche named Bodricharder and some guys to turn you into Robocop.
EXTENDED GAME OVER INITIATED
Victory is impossible from this point on. Stick along for the ride!Ice Cream Truck 1Blonde Driver armed with Sawn-Off Rifle 7.62x54mm
Some Passenger armed with 9mm Machine Pistol
Ice Cream Truck 2Fedora Driver armed with .45 Pistol
Some Passenger armed with Auto Shotgun
Ice Cream Truck 3Driver With Shades armed with .50 Penetrator Rifle
Some Passenger armed with 7.62 Communist Special
Ice Cream Truck 4Driver in a Tuxedo armed with Ventilator Rifle 5.56
Some Passenger(Not Sven Svenson) armed with Sven Svenson's Templar Rifle 5.56
WEAPONS BLOODLUST Lever Action .44 Henry 5/8 Hand Cannon .50 8/8 (Massive recoil) 6x35mm PDW 30/30 (Spray and pray.) Tranquilizer Pistol 4/5 (Works best on limbs or the neck) Secretly Sharpened Pen (Opens up letters, cans, and throats alike) Taser 1/1 (Portable Police Brutality Package.)
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Mysterious Package (DESTROYED) Your own wallet($500 for bribin' and buyin') Smartphone Pink Suit/Tie
RUINED Fancy Suit W/ Concealed Armor Plastic Bag (Carry groceries or suffocate some unlucky bastard.) Purple Handcuffs
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RESERVE AMMO Tranq Dart: 5 Taser Ammo: 3 .50: 6 6x35mm: 20 .44 Henry: 4
Overall Health: NEAR DEATH AND VERY forgetED Blood: [ll--------] Head: LEAD POSIONING, ONE EYE MISSING [l---------] Torso: SPLEEN BLASTED [l---------] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: TORN APART Left Leg: BLOWN APART Right Leg: CRIPPLED |