Author Topic: roast me  (Read 7416 times)

pacha it was kinda obv you were trying to start stuff with that

« Last Edit: October 13, 2015, 08:43:10 PM by Nal »

You possess numerous societal inadequacies, among which include appearance and ability to interact with other persons, most notably females. In addition, I shall call into question your loveuality, accusing you of being a homoloveual, then claim that you have underdeveloped genitalia. As a finish, your mother and I had loveual intercourse the previous evening, and I will have outperformed you in this act than you shall ever be able to, if at all.
P.S.: You are a homoloveual.

Am I doing this correctly

pacha it was kinda obv you were trying to start stuff with that
no that's not my point. i knew i was gonna blow the roast out of the water with my original comment, but i wasnt gonna add onto it with other things after cause at that point its just senseless

i mean come on, this was almost 3 years ago. i did lots of stupid stuff 3 years ago, holy christ i could talk about my own cringy posts and actions for a long time. he made a thread ASKING to be roasted so of course im gonna bring up some good roasting material

You possess numerous societal inadequacies, among which include appearance and ability to interact with other persons, most notably females. In addition, I shall call into question your loveuality, accusing you of being a homoloveual, then claim that you have underdeveloped genitalia. As a finish, your mother and I had loveual intercourse the previous evening, and I will have outperformed you in this act than you shall ever be able to, if at all.
P.S.: You are a homoloveual.
cooked to adequate standards 👌👀


i can't roast you, i pretty much envy you in every single way lol

hodot more like the skype masturbator

I'd slap you but stuff stains