You possess numerous societal inadequacies, among which include appearance and ability to interact with other persons, most notably females. In addition, I shall call into question your loveuality, accusing you of being a homoloveual, then claim that you have underdeveloped genitalia. As a finish, your mother and I had loveual intercourse the previous evening, and I will have outperformed you in this act than you shall ever be able to, if at all.
P.S.: You are a homoloveual.
Am I doing this correctly