When I was 5 or 6, I remember doing an assortment of things.
1. Looking at car magazines with my dad and memorizing cars
2. Stripping naked and dressing up in bedsheets before I was caught by my mom
3. Sneaking into the kitchen while my parents were sleeping where my brother and I threw eggs on the floor and drank chocolate syrup from the bottle
4. Running foot races with our Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Kyndal
5. Rolling the cat, Holly, down the stairs
6. Feeding play food to Kyndal
7. Sliding the patio door rod down the stairs where it impaled the wall at the bottom
8. Looking for my hamster, Stormy, when she escaped her cage
9. Trying to peer in between the door frame to spy on people in the bathroom
10. Counting how many seconds that my mom was in the shower
11. Throwing a rock at the neighbor boy's head, writing an apology note, and getting threatened with a lawsuit
12. Throwing a discarded wine bottle at my house where it broke and sliced up my knee
13. Getting sent to the principal's office for crawling under tables and grabbing the principal's legs while she ate
14. Grinding up graham crackers because I saw a girl do that in preschool
15. Drawing pictures of Chrysler Prowlers crashing into water heaters and bursting into flames...in my kindergarten journal book so the teacher contacted my parents
16. Threw a wooden block at a kid's head