If you could be the president of the US, what would you do first?

[Nizza Deutchsen Man]

i will split america into 3 parts, mexican-america, asian-american and africian-america, to hopefully decrease the risk of immigrant and minority violence

id rather it be 76.7 of america belong to only white people

10.1% of america belonging to only hispanics

13.2% of america being black

and preferably that 23.3 percent be only arizona, new mexico, texas, and puerto rico.

hawaiian natives are okay to be among the whites

[Ad Bot]

[dr_pepper]

resign

[ThatDarkNinja778]

Build a great wall at the mexican border and deport every mexican in the country.

[gebenuwell]

make pizza illegal

[Foxscotch]

burn all fleshies

[Juncoph]

burn all furries

[SteveJenkins]

burn all jews

[Nickpb 2.0]

defur America

[Planr]

burn all feminists

[Foxscotch]

defur America

national free weedkiller day

[Nickpb 2.0]

national free weedkiller day

Id quit smoking if it meant all the furcigarettes would leave

[dr_pepper]

Id quit smoking if it meant all the furcigarettes would leave

i dunno about those other tools but I'm here to stay forgeter
Prepare your lungs

[Frequency]

have an affair

[Biostorm]

I would organize a massive feminist parade, and then bomb it, killing as many feminists as possible. Online feminists would IP traced by the NSA and be shot in their own homes (if they lived in the US)

wow that's such a xphifire thing to say
I'd build a wall on the canadian border to keep those damn canadian immigrants out

then i'd form an alliance with north korea to invade south korea

i'd reconcile with russia, and form an alliance with them against china

i'd get all our oil from iran instead of saudi arabia

i'd denounce the EU

i'd declare war on zimbabwe

i'd leave japan alone

[Taciturn]

Probably issue an order 66 but instead of Jedi the army would kill all other politicians. Then I would rule without doing anything else, leaving only anarchy behind.