If _____ was real thread

[Nickpb 2.0]

 That guy doesn't look like a legit crossing guard :/

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[Ravencroft·]

If mondays were real. I've heard legends of them lurking in the slums of urban areas near me.

[Xphifre]

If Xphifre's brain was real

Oh wait it isn't!

oh the irony

[shitlord]

oh the irony

just because molten said it doesn't mean its not true

[Cypthon]

New rules:
4# NO research!
5# STOP WITH DA SPAM
6#  funfact: 75% of the people who posted on this thread didn't do a If _____ was real but instead did some other bullstuff.

[Red Spy]

If Xphifre's brain was real

Oh wait it isn't!

[Landmineman4000²]

If reel-to-reel tapes were real i'd really quickly record a seal reeling a reel-to-reel on my reel-to-reel and then reel the reel-to-reel's reel to see if the seal was really reeling the reel-to-reel's reel.

[Space1255]

New rule:
4# Get a life, get in the game. Not this bullstuff, this ain't a research thread, no asspics.

"Lock this thread" is what I would say but this might be extremely amusing tbh.

OT: if research plots were real, I'd pay for my pizza with love.

[Nickpb 2.0]

WOAH WOAH WOAH
HOW YOU GONNA TELL ME I CANT POST BOOTY PICS????

[Red Spy]

If_godunicorns existed I would die of reasons

[Cypthon]

WOAH WOAH WOAH
HOW YOU GONNA TELL ME I CANT POST BOOTY PICS????

Can you just stop?

[Space1255]

WOAH WOAH WOAH
HOW YOU GONNA TELL ME I CANT POST BOOTY PICS????

Like this:
"Don't loving post ass pics, we don't want to see that stuff."
Please get out and post it in the "Post real life pictures of yourself" thread.

[Niff]

if the internet were real i could finally be cool

[MoltenKitten]

WOAH WOAH WOAH
HOW YOU GONNA TELL ME I CANT POST BOOTY PICS????

2. Do not post adult content. - That means no nudity or gross stuff.

[ButlerBlockhead125]

If Nick's booty was real, he would have posted it already.