the important question. Whos stuff is it
I hope it's from more than 1 person, because that's a poor poor man who expels a whole gallon of diarrhea every month.
So, 1 gallon of liquid poo is about 4.546 litres.
Spread over a month (let's say an average of 28 days), is 162ml a day.
If a teaspoon is 5ml, then that's 32 teaspoons of diarrhea you have to eat every day.
Remember, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.