weird things you can do with your body

[shitlord]

i can make a really loving loud click noise with my mouth
like about the loudness of a .22 shot

[Ad Bot]

[Blocky943]

whats a snake

[blazerblock2]

like about the loudness of a .22 shot

bullstuff

[shitlord]

bullstuff

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YWFE6lQioR

[Planr]

jack off

and I can leave

[Jshotgun]

my peepee can get hard

[Maxwell.]

and I can leave

but do you dare

[Blocky943]

i can control individual sections of my skeletal system (which in turn moves the flesh holding it in) using my mind

[Slab Bulkhead]

i can lick my nose

[Nonnel]

My thumbs are double jointed, I can wiggle my ears, I can turn my feet 180° (one at a time) and I can go lazy-eye whenever I feel it's necessary

[Robo]

I used to be able to blow a stream of air out of my eye, dunno if I still can though, don't want to try because it seems like a bad idea now.

[Malleo100]

I can lick my elbow

[Planr]

but do you dare

you're right. i should leave, and then jack off.

[XR-7]

you're right. i should leave, and then jack off.

Stop being an edgelord you know you shouldn't violate the process

[Sp0nge80b]

Go eat as many food as I can, while still being skinny

that's me