"You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-forgeter of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our richard. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!"
~ Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV, 1676