Real times that you just dodged something bad.

[Space1255]

How are all of you alive

Satanic rituals.

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[Clownfish]

one time my neighbor got mad and pushed me into the street
a car was driving by and my head hit the side of the tire
a second earlier and I would have been dead

oh and my bus driver tried to run me over once and I sprained my ankle diving out of the way

[Ravencroft·]

dodged a thot

[AtlasBlue]

I had a friend in 7th period. Her legs were hurting, so I let her use my thigh as a leg rest. We're just sitting there, doing our assignments, when suddenly, she gasps and almost screams.

I didn't even realize that my hand was sliding up her legs, touching her inner thigh. Luckily enough she forgave me when I told her that it was an accident.
Making things even more awkward, I had to hide an erection while apologizing to her... :/

[Clone v.117]

Kinda counts as dodging stuff-
When I was in my woodwork class in senior year we had to move and stack a forgetload of 2.4x4m big heavy sheets of wood on the side of the tables. The tables themselves were massive constructs of jarrah, so really large and heavy. After many sheets had been stacked I went to add one of the last, unfortunately it was just too much weight for the table to hold and the sheets fell, pushing the table quickly across the floor almost pinning the teacher and another student inbetween the table and the dropsaw, as I had kicked the sheet in at the bottom to make it fit when they fell as a collective domino I had my feet at the base, where the final collapsing sheet took hold of them and launched me ~1.5-2m in to the air.
I had fun.

[bloody jumper]

OHOHOH one time I woke up and I SWORE I SAW THE GRIM REAPER PASS BY MY ROOM. I starting crying and my parents came by and asked me what happened.

Twisted as forget part of the story?
dad is diagnosed with blood cancer the next week.

Blood Cancer Symptoms:
1. Seeing death
2. Lack of clotting

[XR-7]

one time my neighbor got mad and pushed me into the street
a car was driving by and my head hit the side of the tire
a second earlier and I would have been dead

oh and my bus driver tried to run me over once and I sprained my ankle diving out of the way

Did you call some sort of authorities when these incidents happened???

[Juliun03]

future pervert

[Ipquarx]

one time someone threw a stick at me
that was bad
i dodged it

[Afraidanna]

should have hit it later that night

[Badger]

got really close to a rattlesnake

[Nickpb 2.0]

dodged a thot

I almost had love with bubbagum

Dodged a bullet with that one

same

[Clownfish]

Did you call some sort of authorities when these incidents happened???

naw I ain no puss

also one time at school my teacher freaked out because I blasted a forgetton of blood out of my nose and was like "dude it's fine", although I didn't really dodge anything there

[Ravencroft·]

same

LOL

[gebenuwell]

OHOHOH one time I woke up and I SWORE I SAW THE GRIM REAPER PASS BY MY ROOM

totally real