[DATA] political issues and your stances on them - BORDER SECURITY, IMMIGRANTS

[Foxscotch]

You just found a reason to investigate it before you blindly use it.

yep just gotta bust out the old microscope every time i have love

If you don't want a baby don't have love

easy for you to say

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[Camel]

Where do you stand on abortion? Are you pro-life, or pro-choice? Do you support abortion in cases of rape, incest, or other scenarios?
I'm generally for abortion. life's a burden and if you know someone's gonna be dealt a stuffty hand, that's not fair. that being said, people have overcome adversity before, which is why i see the other side of the argument.
i definitely don't believe day old fetuses are kids tho, they're forgetin cells. plink em.

Where do you stand on capital punishment? Do you think the federal government should allow the death penalty? Do you support capital punishment in cases of extreme crimes such as terrorism or Flash Mob?
only if it's creative. bring back medieval torture. you think a child enthusiast is gonna try some stuff when they know they might get drawn and quartered for it?

i say we adopt Carlin-esque capital punishment, and the world will be a happier, funnier place, like a tarantino film!

Where do you stand on euthanasia? Do you support the idea of programs like ones for euthanasia, or no? Do you support euthanasia if a young child is the one who makes the decision?
go ahead. i need that hospital bed anyway cus i gotta get knee surgery

honestly i say euthanasia is moral cus if you're in enough pain to already consider death as an option you're not having a pleasant time, and it's cruel for us to keep you locked up. be one with the forgetin cosmos!

[Headcrab Zombie]

"We're running a 30% off deal on gingers!"
It's funny because it's true. Apparently sperm banks won't accept donations from them because they're just not wanted

You just found a reason to investigate it before you blindly use it.

Right, cuz being interrupted right before love so a girl can spend several minutes inspecting your condom totally isn't a turn off.

Simple

No, it's not

[SlayerZ99]

1) Abortion should be choice of couple or party involved
2) Death penalty should only be for non-U.S. citizens
3) Euthanasia for terminally ill patients

[XR-7]

what if the love ends up being so hot that the condom melts

Then the sperm will die since they're normally stored a few degrees lower than internal body temperature anyway

yep just gotta bust out the old microscope every time i have loveeasy for you to say

Or you know, just stretch it out and look for holes, like you can with a balloon. Even a pinhole could be found that way.

Right, cuz being interrupted right before love so a girl can spend several minutes inspecting your condom totally isn't a turn off.

You do know that condoms aren't the only contraceptive, right?

[Maxwell.]

Then the sperm will die since they're normally stored a few degrees lower than internal body temperature anyway

what if the sperm are made of steel

[XR-7]

what if the sperm are made of steel

Then I guess you should pour in some jet fuel and test them to see if they melt or not. If not, then uh oh, but at least the mom would have a steel baby and that'd be super cool and it'd be illegal to abort it because it will be america's terminator when it grows up.

[Headcrab Zombie]

Or you know, just stretch it out and look for holes, like you can with a balloon. Even a pinhole could be found that way.

I feel like that would just cause wear in an otherwise perfectly good condom.

You do know that condoms aren't the only contraceptive, right?

Right... like pills. So do what...chemically brown townyze each pill before you use it to make sure it hasn't been swapped?

[Ipquarx]

"- euthanasia is the failure of a doctor to prevent such diseases"
It's not exactly the doctors fault if you have cancer

[XR-7]

I feel like that would just cause wear in an otherwise perfectly good condom.
Right... like pills. So do what...chemically brown townyze each pill before you use it to make sure it hasn't been swapped?

Basically the stance your taking is to just wing it and say, "That's okay! At least we can get an abortion!" I'm quite certain that most people don't go out of their way and are so involved in the love life of a guy and a girl that they'd go to such measures to get her pregnant. If they use (or try to use) all the contraceptives they can, at least one of them is bound to work and there wouldn't be an issue.

[Alyx Vance]

If you don't want a baby don't have love

Simple

Molten "Blue Balls" Kitten

[Georges]

I know I'm pro-life.

 I honestly don't know where I stand on the death penalty. I don't feel I have the right to make a decision on whether or not someone else has the right to live.

I'm pro euthanasia under some circumstances. For example, if a person has to be hooked up to machines constantly just to perform basic functions to keep oneself alive, that person should be able to choose and say that that is not how they want to spend the last days of their life.   

[Foxscotch]

I don't feel I have the right to make a decision on whether or not someone else has the right to live.

kinda contradicts everything else you just said

[Georges]

kinda contradicts everything else you just said

you are right. Lemme rephrase that.

I don't think I have the right to decide if someone else should be killed against their will.

[Col. Derontchi]

Pro-life to every one of these questions, with few exceptions of course.

As for abortion, I'm sure many of you all already know my stance. I believe life begins at conception, and another person's rights end where another's begins, referring to the "right" to life and the "right" to abortion. I believe that the right to life is more of a right than abortion is, abortion largely being a privilege in all actuality.

Death sentence only in extreme cases, such as a terrorist the caliber of, say, Osama Bin Laden. Pro-life means pro-life.

I haven't given euthanasia much thought. I don't personally support it but I haven't decided whether assisted Self Delete should be legal. As of right now, I don't think it should, just because of the possibility of some sort of new medical advancement or something of the like.