HIGH ROLLERS

[Legodude77]

GERMAN suplex Zharthon

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[tber123]

Zoltan: Rolled a 9. SUCCESS! You grab a random chair and smash Space Communist 3 for 2 DMG, incapacitating him.
Epicman: Rolled a 2. FAILURE! You attempt to pile driver Space Communist 3, only to slip on some inconveniently placed graph paper. You smack the back of your skull against the floor, and a loud CRACK echoes in the arena as you take 1 DMG.
CRITAWAKETS: AUTO-SUCCESS: Rolled a 13. JESUS! You disconnect from the server and boot yourself out of the game for the time being.
HULKHOGAN: Rolled a 8. SUCCESS! You Liontamer Epicman for 2 DMG.
KidAlex: Rolled a 7. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You disarm a Commie and shoot his eyes out for 1 DMG.
Legodude: Rolled a 2.(Regular roll: 4. Penalty: -2)FAILURE! You try to suplex Zharthon, but he grabs your ass and throws you back out of the ring for 1 DMG.

Space Communist 1 desperately screams for Karl Marx's mercy.
Space Communist 3 curses the bourgeois and wishes for the proletariat to start an uprising.
Space Communist 4 Grabs Zharthon and slams him headfirst into a random locker inside the ring for 2 DMG. (Rolled an 8)
Space Communist 6 whips out a giant paper fan and swats Cone² out of the wrestling ring for 4 DMG.... And he accidentally swats himself out of the arena too, taking 2 DMG. (Rolled an 11)

SCENARIO 2: The Ring
ENEMIES
Space Communist1 - INCAPACITATED
Space Communist2 - OVERKILLED
Space Communist3 - INCAPACITATED
Space Communist4 - 5HP
Space Communist5 - 6HP
Space Communist6 - OVERKILLED

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
The Murderous Cop - 6 HP Co-referee
TheEpicMan - 3 HP
Copy Kirby- 4 HP
Cybertails - 4 HP
Legodude - 4 HP Eliminated but Alive
Zoltan - 3 HP
NotBomberguy - 5 HP
Glass Joe - 5 HP
Space1225 - 3 HP
HULKHOGAN - 3 HP
Kidalex90 - 4 HP
Breadfish - 3 HP
}]Crazy[{ - 5 HP
Cone² - 1 HP Eliminated but Alive
Tablesalt - 4 HP
Thunderstrike - 0 HP Eliminated from the Ring, Incapacitated
Zharthon - 3 HP

No "Scratch what I suggested earlier" posts.
Roll Penalty for eliminated players: -2
Players may attempt a self revive for this scenario, but not in other scenarios.

Eliminated players can't jump back into the ring, but can still roll with a penalty.

Code: [Select]

0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.

[Kidalex90]

shoot space commie 5 in the mouth

[Zharthon]

codebreaker breadfish outta the ring



we need to break the walls down.

[Theepicman]

Turn into undertaker and use my powerful eye roll to scare HULKHOGAN.

[Cybertails1998]

>Throw an uppercut at a random person in the ring

[tber123]

Random.org is apparently only rolling 6's and 8's now.

KidAlex90: Rolled a 6. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You shoot Communist5 in the mouth for 1 DMG.
Zharthon: Rolled an 8. SUCCESS! You codebreaker Breadfish into the floor, bouncing him out of the ring for 2 DMG.
Theepicman: Rolled a 6. SLIGHT SUCCESS x2! You use your powerful eye rolling ability to scare HULKHOGAN for 1 DMG.
Cybertails: Rolled another 8. SUCCESS x2! You uppercut Space Communist 4 for 2 DMG, knocking his ass out of the ring.

Space Communist 4 attempts to revive Space Communist 2 by smacking him in the heart with a hammer, reviving him for a split second... And then Space Communist 2 passes out. (Rolled a 3 with a -2 penalty to rolls=rolled a 1. Space Communist 2 is now incapacitated.)
Space Communist 5 rushes at Glass Joe with a machete, but trips on his own feet and cuts himself up for 2 DMG! (Rolled a 2)

As the match continues on, a heavily bearded man in a Gulag Guard Uniform drops from the heavens into the arena!

"My friends!" Boris Proletariat shouts. "Do you remember ME? You neglected to revive me at the Gulag! What do you have to say for yourselves?"

SCENARIO 2: The Ring
NEUTRAL
Boris Proletariat - 10 HP

ENEMY
Space Communist1 - INCAPACITATED
Space Communist2 - INCAPACITATED
Space Communist3 - INCAPACITATED
Space Communist4 - 3HP ELIMINATED
Space Communist5 - 3HP
Space Communist6 - OVERKILLED

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
The Murderous Cop - 6 HP Co-referee
TheEpicMan - 3 HP
Copy Kirby- 4 HP
Cybertails - 4 HP
Legodude - 4 HP Eliminated but Alive
Zoltan - 3 HP
NotBomberguy - 5 HP
Glass Joe - 5 HP
Space1225 - 3 HP
HULKHOGAN - 2 HP
Kidalex90 - 4 HP
Breadfish - 1 HP Eliminated but Alive
}]Crazy[{ - 5 HP
Cone² - 1 HP Eliminated but Alive
Tablesalt - 4 HP
Thunderstrike - 0 HP Eliminated from the Ring, Incapacitated
Zharthon - 3 HP

No "Scratch what I suggested earlier" posts.
Roll Penalty for eliminated players: -2
Players may attempt a self revive for this scenario, but not in other scenarios.

Eliminated players can't jump back into the ring, but can still roll with a penalty.

Code: [Select]

0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

GTS Theepicman

[Zharthon]

clothesline every afk player and try to eliminate them all

these guys are notbomberguy, crazy, tablesalt, copy kirby.

[Kidalex90]

pistol whip space commie 5

[Zoltan]

dropkick someone out of the ring

[Theepicman]

Grab a space communists jet pack and hook it into HULKHOGAN so he flies away

[Zharthon]

woah there buddy thats dq, didn't you know that battle royal matches HAVE disqualifications on?

[Glass Joe]

Equip Boris as a shield to protect himself from being clotheslined.

[Theepicman]

woah there buddy thats dq, didn't you know that battle royal matches HAVE disqualifications on?

woops I've never watched a battle royal. I've watched caged matches and those matches where you have to climb a ladder and grab a briefcase full of money though. I have a John cena toy, Jeff hardy toy, undertaker toy and a WWE ring toy from a few years ago lying around brb.