HIGH ROLLERS

[SubDaWoofer]

Try to blow enemys ears out using a tweeter

[Ad Bot]

[Glass Joe]

Consume Space Commie 5's dead nards to regain energy for the harsh mexican winter.

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Beat theepicman up so bad he eliminates himself

[Theepicman]

Drag Hulkhogan under the ring and beat him up senseless.

[Legodude77]

I'll order a glass of water to drink.

[Zharthon]

Pop-up Powerbomb Space and throw him outta the ring.

[Cybertails1998]

>Start grabbing and throwing chairs into the ring

[Space1255]

I call in five nukes to destroy the ring

[The Murderous Cop]

I'll order a glass of water to drink.

this but take my glass of water, pour it into a sodastream bottle, carbonate it, and mix it with some cola flavor

[Theepicman]

Bump.

[tber123]

Bump.

No need to bump. Thunderstrike and Cone have been purged due to inactivity.

SubDaWoofer: Rolled a 7. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You blow on a tweeter and manage to hit Zoltan for 1 DMG.
Glass Joe: Rolled a 0. forgetUP! You consume Space Commie 5's testicles only to realize too late that there's a bomb in there. The bomb explodes in your mouth, blowing your skull apart and splattering gore all over the ring. Instadeath Roll: Glass Joe is insta-dead.

TheEpicMan: Rolled a 6. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You wail on HULKHOGAN and beat him senseless for 1 DMG.
HULKHOGAN: Rolled an 11. GONE HORRBLY RIGHT! You wail on TheEpicMan for 4 DMG, killing him and kicking him out of the Arena... And in the process of doing so, you accidentally snap your spine for 1 DMG. You collapse to the floor unconscious.
Legodude: Rolled a -1! (Roll penalty: -2. Original roll: 1) BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE! You order a glass full of water from a vending machine, only to realize too late that it's filled with antimatter. It promptly explodes in your face, decapitating you and sending you flying into a spectator's face at mach 5, killing the poor spectator.
Zharthon: Rolled a 4. MINOR FAILURE! You rush for a pop-up powerbomb at Space, but you can't find him in the chaotic mess of other players, dead communists, and spectators cannibalizing the nearby corpses!
Cybertails: Rolled a 5. NOTHING! You grab random chairs from the ring and throw them in. The chairs smack a few bystanders in the face, but not the other players.
Space1255 Rolled a 10. SUCCESS! You call in a nuclear airstrike! Five nukes drop from the ceiling onto the ring, destroying most of it and catching The Murderous Cop in the blast radius for 3 DMG.

SCENARIO 2: The Ring
NEUTRAL
Boris Proletariat - 11 HP

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
The Murderous Cop - 3 HP Co-referee
TheEpicMan - -1 HP, loving Dead
Cybertails - 3 HP Eliminated but Alive
Legodude - -2 HP Deader Than Disco Eliminated
Zoltan - 5 HP
Glass Joe - -1 HP, loving Dead
Space1225 - 4 HP
HULKHOGAN - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED
Kidalex90 - 5 HP
Breadfish - 2 HP Eliminated but Alive
Zharthon - 5 HP
SubDaWoofer - 6 HP

No "Scratch what I suggested earlier" posts.
Roll Penalty for eliminated players: -2
Players may attempt a self revive for this scenario with a -1 Roll Penalty, but not in other scenarios.

Eliminated players can't jump back into the ring, but can still roll with a penalty.

Code: [Select]

0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.
This has gone on for quite a while, and a good portion of the players had to be purged for inactivity recently.

[Theepicman]

Revive myself by standing up from my coffin.

[Zoltan]

set up a basketball hoop and loving slam DUNK someone into it

[Legodude77]

Try to not be dead.

[Cybertails1998]

Sic Boris Proletariat on the rest of the ring fighters