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three deaths and one incap in one single turn, holy stuff

attempt a self-revive by means of de-exploding myself

attempt to eliminate zoltan by throwing him over the top rope

TheEpicMan: Rolled a 3. DECENT! You self-revive with 1 HP.
Zoltan: Rolled a 6. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You slam dunk SubDaWoofer into the basketball hoop for 1 DMG.
Legodude: Rolled another 3. DECENT! You are now incapacitated instead of dead.
Cybertails: rolled a 6. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You sic Boris on two of the ring fighters, striking Breadfish and Kidalex for 1 DMG.
Glass Joe: Rolled a 1. NOPE! You heal yourself to 0 HP, meaning you are incapacitated instead of dead.
Zharthon: Rolled a 9. SUCCESS! You grab Zoltan and toss his ass over the ring, where he smacks his head on the pavement for 2 DMG.

SCENARIO 2: The Ring
NEUTRAL
Boris Proletariat - 11 HP

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
The Murderous Cop - 3 HP Co-referee
TheEpicMan - 1 HP
Cybertails - 3 HP Eliminated but Alive
Legodude - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED Eliminated
Zoltan - 3 HP Eliminated
Glass Joe - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED
Space1225 - 4 HP
HULKHOGAN - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED
Kidalex90 - 4 HP
Breadfish - 1 HP Eliminated but Alive
Zharthon - 5 HP
SubDaWoofer - 5 HP

No "Scratch what I suggested earlier" posts.
Roll Penalty for eliminated players: -2
Players may attempt a self revive for this scenario with a -1 Roll Penalty, but not in other scenarios.


Eliminated players can't jump back into the ring, but can still roll with a penalty.

Code: [Select]
0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.

0 HP: Incapped(0-6)
0: You forgeted up. Your victim is now Dead.
1: Victim is still incapped.
2: Revive them incompetently with 1 HP
3-4: Revive them half-decently with 2-3 HP
5: Competent revival. Heal up to 4 HP.
6: Heal up to 5 HP.
7: Heal up completely. Critical success.
8: You overdid it and goofed horribly. The victim is now Dead.

-1 HP: loving Dead (0-6)
0: You botched it horribly. Victim is Deader Than Disco.
1-2: Victim is now incapped.
3: Revive them incompetently with 1 HP.
4: Revive them half-decently with 2 HP.
5: Competent revival. Heal up to 3 HP
6: Heal up to 4 HP
7: Heal up to 5 HP. Critical success.
8: You overdid it and goofed horribly. The victim is now Deader Than Disco.

-2 HP: Deader Than Disco (0-6)
0: You forgeted up. Your victim has been OVERKILLED.
1-3: Victim is now incapped.
4: Revive them incompetently. Heal to 1 HP
5: Revive them half-decently. Heal up to 2 HP
6: Competent revival. Heal up to 3 HP
7: Heal up to 4 HP
8: Botch it up horribly and OVERKILL Your victim.

-3 HP: OVERKILLED (0-6)
0-4: Your target is still dead. A bit of mercy, since you can’t Perma-Kill if you forget up here.
5: Victim is now incapped.
6: Somehow manage to revive them with 1 HP.
7: Revive them with 2 HP. It’s the best you can do.
8: You horribly mangle their body and throw them out of the game with the ULTIMATE forgetUP

-4 HP: PERMAKILLED
0-6: Why even bother?
7-8: You gather enough pieces of the guy to give him a proper burial.

wait what's happening I was gone for like 10 days

Revive myself using my stash of beer cans



Curb stomp Epic and toss him out of the ring.

throw cybertails to the ground and stomp his face in

Take painkillers to heal myself

Ask for somebody to help me up.


wait what's happening I was gone for like 10 days

You went AFK like the other 25-ish-percent of the players and had to be purged. You'll be able to join after this scenario ends, as it's gone on for long enough.

HULKHOGAN: Rolled a 2(Roll of 3 w/ -1 penalty). CLOSE ENOUGH!! You self-revive with 1 HP.
Zharthon: Rolled a 1. forgetUP! You rush in for a curb stomp, only for Epic to hit you with a surprise rooster-punt for 1 DMG.
KidAlex: Rolled an 11! GONE HORRIBLY RIGHT! You shove Cybertails to the ground and stomp his face in for 4 DMG, killing him. You continue stomping on his now-exposed skull, crack it,  and impale your foot on skull fragments for 1 DMG.
TheEpicMan: Rolled a 1. FAILURE! You accidentally overdose on the painkillers and vomit your lungs out for 1 DMG. RIP.
Legodude: Rolled a 2. CLOSE ENOUGH! You self-revive with 1 HP.

SCENARIO 2: The Ring
NEUTRAL
Boris Proletariat - 11 HP

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
The Murderous Cop - 3 HP Co-referee
TheEpicMan - 0 HP INCAPACITATED
Cybertails - -1 HP Eliminated and loving Dead
Legodude - 1 HP
Zoltan - 3 HP Eliminated
Glass Joe - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED
Space1225 - 4 HP
HULKHOGAN - 1HP
Kidalex90 - 3 HP
Breadfish - 1 HP Eliminated but Alive
Zharthon - 4 HP
SubDaWoofer - 5 HP

No "Scratch what I suggested earlier" posts.
Roll Penalty for eliminated players: -2
Players may attempt a self revive for this scenario with a -1 Roll Penalty, but not in other scenarios.


Eliminated players can't jump back into the ring, but can still roll with a penalty.
New Players from this point on won't be able to join until the scenario ends.

Code: [Select]
0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.

0 HP: Incapped(0-6)
0: You forgeted up. Your victim is now Dead.
1: Victim is still incapped.
2: Revive them incompetently with 1 HP
3-4: Revive them half-decently with 2-3 HP
5: Competent revival. Heal up to 4 HP.
6: Heal up to 5 HP.
7: Heal up completely. Critical success.
8: You overdid it and goofed horribly. The victim is now Dead.

-1 HP: loving Dead (0-6)
0: You botched it horribly. Victim is Deader Than Disco.
1-2: Victim is now incapped.
3: Revive them incompetently with 1 HP.
4: Revive them half-decently with 2 HP.
5: Competent revival. Heal up to 3 HP
6: Heal up to 4 HP
7: Heal up to 5 HP. Critical success.
8: You overdid it and goofed horribly. The victim is now Deader Than Disco.

-2 HP: Deader Than Disco (0-6)
0: You forgeted up. Your victim has been OVERKILLED.
1-3: Victim is now incapped.
4: Revive them incompetently. Heal to 1 HP
5: Revive them half-decently. Heal up to 2 HP
6: Competent revival. Heal up to 3 HP
7: Heal up to 4 HP
8: Botch it up horribly and OVERKILL Your victim.

-3 HP: OVERKILLED (0-6)
0-4: Your target is still dead. A bit of mercy, since you can’t Perma-Kill if you forget up here.
5: Victim is now incapped.
6: Somehow manage to revive them with 1 HP.
7: Revive them with 2 HP. It’s the best you can do.
8: You horribly mangle their body and throw them out of the game with the ULTIMATE forgetUP

-4 HP: PERMAKILLED
0-6: Why even bother?
7-8: You gather enough pieces of the guy to give him a proper burial.

I rip any skull fragments i find out of my foot and then bandage it
after that i punch hulkhogan's face in

With my last bit of strength, inject a stimpak into myself.

i attempt to revive cybertails

With the power of Macho Man Randy Savage, I will SNAP THE BOSS INTO A SLIM JIM!