HIGH ROLLERS

[Space1255]

Wait why haven't we done something like blockade blasters yet

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[Cybertails1998]

because hitting a wall for like twenty pages is boring who would even do that hahahahahaha

...ha

[tber123]

Here's a late-night update

Probably forgeted up on the numbers and it took over half an hour to type this

Wait why haven't we done something like blockade blasters yet

I honestly never thought of that.

HULKHOGAN and Cybertails: Rolled a 7! (Roll penalty for being dead: -1. Assist Bonus: +2. Original roll: 6) MIRACULOUS REVIVAL! Cybertails stabs HULKHOGAN in the heart with a medical syringe, performs CPR, and tosses him into a bathtub before dropping a toaster in there! HULKHOGAN rises from the dead w/ 4 HP, leaping to his feet!

Zharthon: Rolled a 3. MINOR FAIL! You rush up to Epic for a brogue kick, but he dodges it.

TheEpicman: Rolled another 3.... Somehow. MINOR FAIL x2! You try to clothesline Zharthon, but you completely miss him by two inches, accidentally punching the corpse of a random Space Commie.

Space1255: Rolled a 9(11 w/ -2)! SUCCESS! You unleash a massive monster stuff that wouldn't be out of place in Cross Country Run, murdering the toilet and overflowing it!

Zoltan: Rolled a 3. MINOR FAILURE! You attempt to dive in the way of the shotgun to save Zharthon, but you mistime your jump a second too late. KidAlex fires the shotgun directly at Zoltan...
KidAlex: Rolled a 7(9 w/ -2). SLIGHT SUCCESS! You crawl under the ring and find a Sawn-Off Lever Action! You fill Zharthon's face full of buckshot(1 DMG) before flip-roostering the Lever Action like a Terminator.

Legodude: Rolled a 0(2 w/ -2). SPECTACULAR FAILURE! While the fight rages on, you find a Canadian Witch Doctor that also escaped the Gulag! You cough up $650 to be turned into a ghost, only for the Canadian to accidentally summon Ronald Reagan and Gorbachev. WELP.

"Mr. Gorbachev."

"'да"

"Tear down his balls."

Gorbachev lunges at Legodude and violently tears his groin out! Legodude lets out a high pitched shriek and collapses to the floor dead.

The spectators begin going batstuff insane at the sight of Ronald Reagan returning back from the dead!

SCENARIO 2: The Ring
ENEMY
- 10HP
- 10HP

NEUTRAL
Boris Proletariat - 11 HP

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
The Murderous Cop - 3 HP Co-referee
TheEpicMan - 3 HP
Cybertails - 1 HP Still Eliminated
Legodude - -1 HP, loving DEAD ELIMINATED
Zoltan - -1 HP loving Dead, Eliminated
Glass Joe - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED ELIMINATED
Space1225 - 4 HP ELIMINATED
HULKHOGAN - 4 HP
Kidalex90 - 3 HP ELIMINATED
Breadfish - 1 HP Eliminated but Alive
Zharthon - 3 HP
SubDaWoofer - 5 HP ELIMINATED

No "Scratch what I suggested earlier" posts.
Roll Penalty for eliminated players: -2
Players may attempt a self revive for this scenario with a -1 Roll Penalty, but not in other scenarios.

Eliminated players can't jump back into the ring, but can still roll with a penalty.
New Players from this point on won't be able to join until the scenario ends.

Code: [Select]

0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.

0 HP: Incapped(0-6)
0: You forgeted up. Your victim is now Dead.
1: Victim is still incapped.
2: Revive them incompetently with 1 HP
3-4: Revive them half-decently with 2-3 HP
5: Competent revival. Heal up to 4 HP.
6: Heal up to 5 HP.
7: Heal up completely. Critical success.
8: You overdid it and goofed horribly. The victim is now Dead.

-1 HP: loving Dead (0-6)
0: You botched it horribly. Victim is Deader Than Disco.
1-2: Victim is now incapped.
3: Revive them incompetently with 1 HP.
4: Revive them half-decently with 2 HP.
5: Competent revival. Heal up to 3 HP
6: Heal up to 4 HP
7: Heal up to 5 HP. Critical success.
8: You overdid it and goofed horribly. The victim is now Deader Than Disco.

-2 HP: Deader Than Disco (0-6)
0: You forgeted up. Your victim has been OVERKILLED.
1-3: Victim is now incapped.
4: Revive them incompetently. Heal to 1 HP
5: Revive them half-decently. Heal up to 2 HP
6: Competent revival. Heal up to 3 HP
7: Heal up to 4 HP
8: Botch it up horribly and OVERKILL Your victim.

-3 HP: OVERKILLED (0-6)
0-4: Your target is still dead. A bit of mercy, since you can’t Perma-Kill if you forget up here.
5: Victim is now incapped.
6: Somehow manage to revive them with 1 HP.
7: Revive them with 2 HP. It’s the best you can do.
8: You horribly mangle their body and throw them out of the game with the ULTIMATE forgetUP

-4 HP: PERMAKILLED
0-6: Why even bother?
7-8: You gather enough pieces of the guy to give him a proper burial.

[Kidalex90]

shove the shotgun in reagans mouth and fire

[Cybertails1998]

Run outside, grab as many barricades as possible, then launch them all into the ring

[Theepicman]

Jesus this is crazy strap myself to a rocket and fly to the moon.

[Zharthon]

eliminate myself from the match, and since epic is flying to the moon and since the moon is out of the ring, we are both eliminated.

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Cut out the lights to hide the fact that I used a space missile to shoot down theepicman

[Legodude77]

Haunt Reagan's digestive system and cause him to have explosive diarrhea.

[tber123]

Updates delayed because I'm preparing for moving to a new house

[Juncoph]

become patriot

salute reagan and become his pocket medic

[Glass Joe]

Revive myself with the help of son.

[Space1255]

I patch up a random damaged player

[tber123]

Annnd we're back!

Kidalex: Rolled a 9. SUCCESS! You force Reagan to choke on the buckshot for 2 DMG.
Cybertails: Rolled a 6! SLIGHT SUCCESS! Your barrage of chairs rains down on the ring, striking Gorbachev, Boris, and SubDaWoofer for 1 DMG.

TheEpicMan: Rolled a 10! CRIITCAL SUCCESS! You strap yourself to a rocket and take off as Zharton tries to grab on!
Zharthon: Rolled a 0. SPECTACULAR forgetUP! You walk out of the ring and slip on some spilled ice cubes. You snap your neck for 3 DMG.
HULKHOGAN: Rolled a 4! MINOR FAIL! Your space missile fails to hit the rocket, and crashes into the moon instead. The moon is blown into a few thousand pieces.

Legodude: Rolled a 4. MINOR FAILURE! Ronald Reagan is already being haunted by the ghost of Jimmy Carter! He refuses to let you have your turn haunting him.
Glass Joe: Rolled a 1. FAILED REVIVAL! Your son tries to inject you with something, but you're still incapacitated.
Space: Rolled a 1. forgetUP! You rush to HULKHOGAN and attempt to heal him, only to accidentally stab him in the shoulder. HULKHOGAN's arm spasms in pain and punches you in the face, sending you flying into the announcer for 2 DMG and killing him.

RONALD REAGAN attempts to kill Breadfish by debating taxes with him! Breadfish is so stunned by the intense debate that he takes 1 HP of DMG and collapses unconscious! (Rolled a 6)
GORBACHEV summons the Berlin Wall and brings it crashing down on SubDaWoofer, smacking him for 3 DMG! (Rolled a 8)
Boris Proletariat slaps the stuff out of Gorbachev to no effect! (Rolled a 5)

SCENARIO 2: The Ring
ENEMY
- 10HP
- 9 HP

NEUTRAL
Boris Proletariat - 10 HP

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
The Murderous Cop - 3 HP Co-referee
TheEpicMan - 3 HP Eliminated
Cybertails - 1 HP Still Eliminated
Legodude - -1 HP, loving DEAD ELIMINATED
Zoltan - -1 HP loving Dead, Eliminated
Glass Joe - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED ELIMINATED
Space1225 - 2 HP ELIMINATED
HULKHOGAN - 4 HP
Kidalex90 - 3 HP ELIMINATED
Breadfish - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED, ELIMINATED
Zharthon - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED, ELIMINATED
SubDaWoofer - 1 HP ELIMINATED

No "Scratch what I suggested earlier" posts.
Roll Penalty for eliminated players: -2
Players may attempt a self revive for this scenario with a -1 Roll Penalty, but not in other scenarios.

Eliminated players can't jump back into the ring, but can still roll with a penalty.
New Players from this point on won't be able to join until the scenario ends.

Code: [Select]

0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.



[Legodude77]

Un-die.