HIGH ROLLERS

[Theepicman]

Get a lift from my fellow martian friends to go to Mars.

[Ad Bot]

[Zoltan]

reincarnate as a squirrel

[Zharthon]

eliminate myself from the match, and since epic is flying to the moon and since the moon is out of the ring, we are both eliminated.

in which part of this did i ever imply that i was going to leap onto his rocket, i said just eliminate myself from the match, not follow him.

[tber123]

Zharthon: Rolled a 0. SPECTACULAR forgetUP! You walk out of the ring and slip on some spilled ice cubes. You snap your neck for 3 DMG.

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
The Murderous Cop - 3 HP Co-referee
TheEpicMan - 3 HP Eliminated
Cybertails - 1 HP Still Eliminated
Legodude - -1 HP, loving DEAD ELIMINATED
Zoltan - -1 HP loving Dead, Eliminated
Glass Joe - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED ELIMINATED
Space1225 - 2 HP ELIMINATED
HULKHOGAN - 4 HP WINNER
Kidalex90 - 3 HP ELIMINATED
Breadfish - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED, ELIMINATED
Zharthon - 0 HP, INCAPACITATED, ELIMINATED
SubDaWoofer - 1 HP ELIMINATED

Last night's update was a mess. Juncoph had to be retconned out of existence(join in the next scenario), and Zharthon's roll has been changed.

HULKHOGAN wins because he's the only actual competitor left(and not some random guy interfering with the match, AKA Reagan/Gorbachev/Boris)

[tber123]

AFK policy is changing so that players that don't post will be most likely purged

SCENARIO 3: Assassinate people from previous threads of mine


TARGET #1: The Protag from v21:Left Behind
TARGET #2: JewBot (v21:Left Behind Companion)

ENEMY
v21 Guy - 6/6 HP
JewBot - 6/6 HP

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):

Nobody yet.

Code: [Select]

0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.


[Theepicman]

stuff a massive tsunami onto Jewbot.

[TableSalt]

Give JewBot a rock and tell him it's a magical candy that makes you invincible.

[Cybertails1998]

Punch v21 guy as many times as possible

[Space1255]

Nuke them all

[Glass Joe]

Lick Jewbot tentatively.

[Kidalex90]

grab jewbot a punch his face in

[Zoltan]

call in the national socialists

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Hit v21 guy with my WWF World Championship

[tber123]

TheEpicMan: Rolled a 6. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You bend over and let loose a literal tsunami, smacking JewBot for 1 DMG.
Tablesalt: Rolled a 10. CRITICAL SUCCESS! JewBot chomps down on the rock and smashes his robo-teeth for 4 DMG.
Cybertails: Rolled a 7. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You sock v21 Guy in the face a few times for 1 DMG.
Space1255: Rolled a 4. MINOR FAILURE! Your nuke goes way off target and slams into New Jersey. On the bright side, Jersey Shore is no more.
Glass Joe: Rolled a 8. SUCCESS! You lick JewBot and short circuit him for 2 DMG.

JewBot is now DEAD.

KidAlex90: Rolled a 6. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You punch JewBot's robo-corpse for 1 DMG.

JewBot is DEADER THAN DISCO.
Zoltan: Rolled a 2. You try to summon the Aryan Master Race Brigade to bring the smackdown on v21 Guy, only for them to betray you. You are pistol whipped into submission for 1 DMG.
HULKHOGAN: Rolled a 4. You rush at v21 Guy with your WWF World Championship, only for him to step to the side and dodge.

[ENEMY]v21 Guy: Rolled a 7. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You whip out your golden Vuvuzela and direct it at Tablesalt, blowing out his eardrums for 1 DMG!

Cable the Landscaper Outcast has joined in!

ENEMY
v21 Guy - 5/6 HP
JewBot - -2/6 HP DEADER THAN DISCO
Cable - 6/6 HP

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
TheEpicMan - 6HP
Tablesalt - 5HP
Cybertails - 6HP
Space1255 - 6HP
Glass Joe - 6HP
Kidalex90 - 6HP
Zoltan - 6HP
HULKHOGAN - 6HP

Boss arriving in: 5 Posts

Code: [Select]

0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.


[Zoltan]

i aggressively fall over onto cable