HIGH ROLLERS

[Space1255]

SUCCESS
OT: more nukes

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[Theepicman]

Eat Taco Bell and let loose an ocean of diharrea that is bigger than the Pacific ocean the likes of which the world has never seen before onto Cable.

[tber123]

Emergency Ipad update incoming since I visit family every other weekend

The WIFI adapter at my mom's house crapped out and her computer keeps taking ages to start up while getting BSODs.

ZOLTAN: rolled a 10. You plow into Cable for 4 DMG.
SPACE: rolled a 9. cable takes 3 DMG while v21 guy uses Jewbot as a shield from the explosion.
EPICMAN: rolled a 1. Your ocean of stuff backfires on you, and you somehow bury yourself in it for 1 DMG

(rolled a 2)V21 GUY whips out the RAPIDFIRE-MODIFIED OLD SCHOOL RIFLE and accidentally blows his own arm off for 2 DMG.

Mr. Tengu(v21: Left Behind), John McClass(The Deal), and Nameless McRedshirt(BLOODLUST) have dropped in!

ENEMY
v21 Guy - 3/6 HP
JewBot - -2/6 HP DEADER THAN DISCO
Cable - -1/6 HP DEAD
Mr. Tengu - 8/8 HP
John McClass - 6/6 HP
Nameless McRedshirt 6/6 HP

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
TheEpicMan - 5HP
Tablesalt - 5HP
Cybertails - 6HP
Space1255 - 6HP
Glass Joe - 6HP
Kidalex90 - 6HP
Zoltan - 6HP
HULKHOGAN - 6HP

Boss arriving in: 4 Posts

Code: [Select]

0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.


[Glass Joe]

Open up a restaurant named "FREE PIZZA" and invite Mr. Tengu inside.

_{little does he know, the pizza is poisoned with C4}

[Theepicman]

Become a stuffbender and bend the stuff buried on me into a stuff tornado and hurl it towards v21 guy

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

I pick up the ICW World Championship and hit him with that and the WWF one

[TableSalt]

Eat a peppermint for awesome coldness powers.

[tber123]

Wifi is back on the computer and some minor improvements should be visible

Glass Joe: Rolled a 2. forgetUP! You open up a C4-Trapped Resturant and tape a "FREE PIZZA" sign over it as the title. Mr. Tengu enters the resturant, grabs all the c4, and tosses it back into your face. You promptly explode and take 1 DMG.
TheEpicMan: Rolled a 1. forgetUP! You stuffbend a tornado and almost suffer a stuffty way to die when you get caught in your own tornado. 1 DMG taken.
HULKHOGAN: Rolled a 3. MINOR FAILURE! You attempt to smack the opposition with the championship belts, but it harmlessly bounces off of them. You discover that the belts are made of foam.
TableSalt: Rolled a 6. SLIGHT SUCCESS! You eat a peppermint and get slight cold powers.

v21 Guy whips out the GOLDEN GUN and fires it at Space1255, hitting him for 5 DMG! (Rolled a 10)

Mr. Tengu fires the Heedicalking Tsunami at Zoltan, blowing most of his torso apart for 2 DMG! (Rolled an 8)

John McClass attempts to revive Cable by tying his corpse to a chair and electrocuting it with a wire and car battery! Cable lights on fire and comes back to life with 1 HP! (Rolled a 3 for "loving dead" status, see OP)

Nameless McRedshirt lunges at TheEpicMan with a dead fish, but somehow manages to miss! (Rolled a 4).

The Gods of Luck and Fate take pity on how unlucky the players are and decide to take action, rolling an 11! GONE HORRIBLY RIGHT! EVERYONE gets a +3 to their rolls for the next 2 posts!

ENEMY
v21 Guy - [███XXX]
JewBot - DEADER THAN DISCO
Cable - [█XXXXX]
Mr. Tengu - [████████]
John McClass - [██████]
Nameless McRedshirt - [██████]

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
TheEpicMan - 4HP
Tablesalt - 5HP
Cybertails - 6HP
Space1255 - 1HP
Glass Joe - 5HP
Kidalex90 - 6HP
Zoltan - 3HP
HULKHOGAN - 6HP

Boss arriving in: 3 Posts
+3 to Player/Enemy Rolls for: 2 Posts

Code: [Select]

0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.


[Theepicman]

Realizing how stuffty I am at stuffbending I become Cthulu and grab Cable with my 1000 tentacles and throw him into my mouth and chew him up and swallow him.

[Cybertails1998]

punch cable

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

i superkick EVERYBODY

[TableSalt]

Give Mr. Tengu brain-freeze with my slight (but still awesome) coldness powers.

[tber123]

Finals coming up soon. Not sure if HIGH ROLLERS should continue after this scenario.

Tablesalt: Rolled a 4(1 w/ +3). SLIGHT FAILURE! You attempt brainfreeze Mr. Tengu and slap yourself when you realize he's wearing a helmet.
Cybertails: Rolled a 3(0 w/ +3). MINOR FAILURE! You attempt to punch Cable, but he dodges it.
HULKHOGAN: Rolled a 13(10 w/ +3)! JESUS! You superkick the crap out of everyone FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE and overexert yourself. You promptly die of a heart attack.
TheEpicMan: Rolled a 9(6 w/ +3)! SUCCESS! You turn into Cthlulu and chew up Cable, utterly murdering him.

v21 Guy rolls a 14(11 w/ +3)! JESUS loving CHRIST! You whip out a Holy Gand Grenade and toss it at Zoltan. before running the hell away. As you run away, you trip on your own feet and break both your legs. The Holy Hand Grenade explodes, killing both you and Zoltan.

Nameless McRedshirt rolls a 13(10 w/ +3)! JESUS! You whip out a machine pistol and shove it in Kidalex's mouth before firing on full auto, utterly obliterating his face! As you continue firing on full auto, the recoil sends the gun into your forehead. Both you and Kidalex are dead.

Mr. Tengu Rolls a 5(2 w/ +3)! NOTHING!

John McClass rolls a 12! (9 w/ +3)! REALLY PUSHING IT! You summon a LAND BOAT and run over Tablesalt for 4 DMG, but accidentally crash the land boat into an electronics store! You promptly take 1 DMG and pass out.

Landscaper Lieutenant has joined the scenario!

ENEMY
v21 Guy - GAME OVER
JewBot - DEADER THAN DISCO
Cable - OVERKILLED
Mr. Tengu - [██XXXXXX]
John McClass - INCAPACITATED
Nameless McRedshirt - GAME OVER
Landscaper Lieutenant [████████████████]

PLAYER STATUS(6HP Max):
TheEpicMan - 4HP
Tablesalt - 1HP
Cybertails - 6HP
Space1255 - 1HP
Glass Joe - 5HP
Kidalex90 - DEAD
Zoltan - DEAD
HULKHOGAN - DEAD

Boss arriving in: 2 Posts
+3 to Player/Enemy Rolls for: 1 Post

Code: [Select]

0: Spectacular Failure With Injury and Chance of Death
1-2: forgetup With Injury
3-4: Minor Failure
5: Mixed Result (Pretty much nothing)
6-7: Slight Success
8-9: Success
10: Critical Success
11: Gone Horribly Right (AMAZING SUCCESS w/ Chance of Injury)
12: Really Pushing It (SPECTACULAR SUCCESS w/ Injury and Chance of Death)
13: JESUS! (EXTRAORDINARY SUCCESS w/ Instant Death)
Assisting adds +2 to a Roll and sacrifices your turn. Action Rolls are done for pretty much everything but reviving another dead player.


[Zoltan]

strangle v21 guys ghost

[TableSalt]

Like, ouch, man!
Walk to John McClass' body, take his hat, then beat him senseless with a pipe.