Well my girlfriend is angry at me help please

[ßløçks]

who knew
me or him?

him

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[Utsuho Reiuji]

This solves the thread and happens to pretty much be true. Everything that happens that's bad has a girl tied in it somehow. am i kidding because now I'm not sure

wait is this sarcasm or not

[XR-7]

wait is this sarcasm or not

I'm assuming people would get mad if I said it wasn't, so yes it is sarcasm.

[Foxscotch]

wait is this sarcasm or not

I would've thought it was sarcasm, but the small text at the end seems to imply that he believes it to some extent, which is honestly not surprising

[hillkill]

you're 14 years old for god's sakes. relationships are loving pointless anyways, so just say screw it while you can.

[Unwritten Calender]

relationships are loving pointless anyways

how

[Foxscotch]

how

because he can't get one

[hillkill]

because the chances are it won't last as long as long as you want it to, or that you love too much and they break up with you for being clingy or too nice. women are just dumb loving bitches and they just drain every last piece of your soul from you until they throw you away and find another victim.

[Utsuho Reiuji]

because the chances are it won't last as long as long as you want it to, or that you love too much and they break up with you for being clingy or too nice. women are just dumb loving bitches and they just drain every last piece of your soul from you until they throw you away and find another victim.

not to be a tumblrcigarette but holy stuff the loveism here
also

or that you love too much and they break up with you for being clingy or too nice.

They never loved you in the first place bud

[Sentry]

No point in having a girlfriend when you've got a whole month to waste on Fallout 4.

[Nonnel]

because the chances are it won't last as long as long as you want it to, or that you love too much and they break up with you for being clingy or too nice. women are just dumb loving bitches and they just drain every last piece of your soul from you until they throw you away and find another victim.

because he can't get one

[hillkill]

if they never loved me, why did they want to be in a romantic relationship with me? i don't have money.

you never make any loving sense, you just talk out your ass.

[Foxscotch]

if they never loved me, why did they want to be in a romantic relationship with me? i don't have money.

maybe they were afraid you'd kill them if they didn't date you. I'd have that fear either way to be honest

[Nonnel]

Go back to your hole, edgelord

[hillkill]

maybe they were afraid you'd kill them if they didn't date you. I'd have that fear either way to be honest

why? how am i in anyway intimidating?