Spawn a bunch of explosive barrels and then take our your AWP, noclip to a corner, and shoot them all.
Ok, seriously. Push the ammunition locker in front of the door.
Uh, you can only use the minigun, shotgun or your fists as the Heavy. You can also of course utilize the environment and suggest random things like push the scout so his leg lands in the bucket.
Hmm, that red thing by the ladder....Is that a gas can?
Shoot it with shotgun.
Yes that is a gas tank.
Shooting it will still leave the scout unharmed.
What map is that?
Not 2 fort, the one in the first shots.
Go into the 4chan party van server and it will download it for you. I don't think you can get it anywhere else. I laughed at the stuff they have on there.
And as for the comic, keep em coming, and remember, only the best reply will be taken into the story line :D