100000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target/Bestbuy etc

[Space1255]

285: Be kicked out for being too handsome like that one guy who got deported for being too handsome

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[HALO3cheif]

286. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

[blockman01]

287. Steal a ballon when its not free balloon day

[Nicepoint]

288. Kill someone and yell: "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!"

[Lord Tony®]

Having a customer complain about Pitch Perfect 2.

[Blockchip]

Having a customer complain about Pitch Perfect 2.

You're supposed to have a number.

290. Urinate on the products.

[Thunderstrike]

291:Place IED's around the store

292:Rob the place

293:Drive trough it with a Truck

294:Have love in the Cloth Cabinet

295:Scream Allahu Ackbar and play CIA song trough Speakers

EDIT:296:Throw USED carrots at Customers (With Jizz,Lube and climaxic Fluids on it n stuff)

[NotBomberguy]

294:Have love in the Cloth Cabinet

Does cloth include bag loving?
OT
295 : Pull a remi gallard and do a Mario kart

[Thunderstrike]

Does cloth include bag loving?
OT
295 : Pull a remi gallard and do a Mario kart

Yeah Maxx style

[Foopster]

296: put superglue on your money in 4 places to make it looks like counterfeit.
297: sue for wrongful banishment
298: use lawsuit money to repeat
299: profit

[AtlasBlue]

300: Go around yelling "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking everyone

[Refticus]

301: build a sparta pit in the fruits isle for your hilarious meme needs

[Thunderstrike]

302:Throw Didlos in other Customer Carts and then sneak away
303:Blast Nightcore trough the Speakers
304:brown towny rape the Cashiers
305:Walk around in  a Fuirsuit and creep up on Prople with a Knife
306:Columbine Shoot the stuff out of the Walmart
307:Dress up as Adolf Riddler and walk in a March around the store doing the Riddler Gruß
308:Throw Pickles at Customers
309:Let the monitors Show Blue Waffles
310:Have an Orgy

[TheBrickBuilder]

Wow this topics not dead ? Well small bump but I finally decided we're going to 100k boys

[Nicepoint]

311. research trough speakers
312. Tip the shelves like dominoes
313. Food fight
314. Open as many products as you can