100000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target/Bestbuy etc

[Space1255]

252: Being a Cypthon still
253: Make  a typo
254: Lie about making a typo in the title
256: Skip 255 because forget 255

[Ad Bot]

[Rigel]

we should've been at 256 anyway because I forgot to number mine

[Zack]

254: Lie about making a typo in the title

You little stuff

I see that missing Y.


257: Open all of the soda bottles in the store just enough so that they dump when someone picks them up.
258: Stab every milk gallon with a pin/other sharp object so they all leak.
259: Put plastiwrap on every toilet.
260: Pour soap all over a specific aisle. Announce a treasure hunt with a fantastic award at this aisle.

[RamboCreativity]

261: break into the building at night and jump into the ceiling and stay there then when the store opens and lots of people are in it stuff from the ceiling.

[Space1255]

262: Make another typo in the title and then undo it and say there's no typo
263: throw stuff at people using snow shovels from the roof

[RamboCreativity]

264: run around using a grocery cart

[crazy54311]

265: play this on every radio in sight (or intercom of youre crazy and out of your moind)
266: Call everyone autistic cigarettes
267: Go to where they have goldfish and all that stuff and break it open
268: Drive in a go kart and run some brothers over
269: Seduce the manager
270: Throw paint on everyone and everything and say that it is for art
271: Make sure no one knows about this ninja edit

[RamboCreativity]

272: RUN AROUND NAKED YELLING "Ass and titties"

[Space1255]

273: learn the name of a rather attractive employee, intercom and scream with all your heart "forget ME HARD (employee name here)"

[Drydess]

274: Play nickelback on the intercom

[XR-7]

275. Open all the bags of dog food and pour them in the aisle.
276. Reach into the fish tanks and swallow the fish.
277. Remove your clothes and try hanging them on racks to resell them.
278. Open boxes of food and sample them before putting them back.
279. Steal a package of cheese and leave random slices under shelves.
280. Bring dog and cat crates into the store with dogs and cats in them and put them on display in the pet aisle.

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

281. It's tony from walmart.

[Cypthon]

282. have a super long name

[Space1255]

283: be one of *those* customers

[Refticus]

284. enter with a ski-mask and a loving rifle on your back