126. Climb into the
ball container and push/throw all the balls out the top.
127. Dive headfirst into the aquariums and try to snort fish up your nostrils.
128. Cut holes in all the pet food bags (sampling each one is optional)
129. Replace plants in the home department with cannabis plants.
130. Open all the tubs of Legos and dump them all over the floor, then ride bikes through them to flatten the tires.
131. Hide in the clothing racks and lure kids to come in with you.
132. Try on underwear without using the fitting rooms.
133. Pour mineral oil all over the floors so people suffer bone fractures from falls.
134. Buy a bow and some arrows, claim that they are defective, and prove it to Customer Service by trying to shoot arrows at them.
135. Ride on the mechanical animals while chugging hard liquor.
136. Collect all the shopping carts for the cart attendants and hide them behind the building.
137. Collect all the cart attendants and hide them in the shopping carts behind the building.
138. Go into the automotive department and roll tires down the aisles.
139. Shoot your no-longer-defective bow and arrows through the TVs in the electronics department.
140. Because you couldn't find shopping carts, drive your truck through the store and put your merchandise in the bed.
141. Have research developed in the photography department.
142. Crawl under fitting room doors and steal the clothes from the people inside.
143. Open the automatic sliding doors like a regular door.
144. Release several ant farms full of fire ants into the store.
145. Jump the counter in pharmacy and eat pills.
146. Intentionally cause runaway shopping carts in the parking lot.
147. Steal a package of bologna.
148. Collect food from the shelves and open your own profitable restaurant within the store.
149. Sit behind the shelves in the freezers and grab the hands/arms of people who reach inside.
150. Do all of the above and laugh maniacally at the mayhem.
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