100000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target/Bestbuy etc

[Rabbot32]

231: Get a friend and have hard brown town love in the family restroom.

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[TheBrickBuilder]

ITS BACK BABY

232: People of walmart photos on the tvs

[plexy]

233: bring any of your pets and let them forget around the shop

[HALO3cheif]

234: Bring 4 pigs with the numbers 1, 2 ,3 ,5 and let them loose and watch security/employees look for number 4

[TheBrickBuilder]

back bros. 235 Bump topics on the pc

[Space1255]

236: cover yourself in ketchup and scream profanities

[Rigel]

Go to /d/ on all the computers

[Dragonoid.Slayer]

237: circumcise yourself on the self checkout scanners and try to scan your extra skin.

[RamboCreativity]

14. stuff everywhere.

Damnit you beat me to it

[Blockz]

238: steal a screwdriver and shove it up your butt so you dont get caught for stealing it, then jack off to a underwear picture to get kicked out and leave with a free screwdriver

[TableSalt]

239: Literally kick yourself out.

[Space1255]

240: stuff on a baby

[Zack]

241: Blast death metal on the intercom.
242: Work at either store for 10 years, then complain about the low wage.
243: Release ten thousand rats in the food section, somehow.
244: Release one rat of very unusual size in the food section, somehow.
245: Bring too many coupons.
246: Bring just the right amount of coupons.
247: Bring any coupons, period.
248: Apply for a job on an off-season.
249: Ask politely to be kicked out.

[Space1255]

250: do everything listed so far all at once somehow

[Cypthon]

251: Being a Cypthon