Ghost from "True Capitalist Radio" returns

[Bass]

Around June 1st Ghost stopped hosting his show because it was consuming so much of his life (3 hour shows every day) and was neglecting his family.

But today, "The man they call ghost" marks his return

Don't know who Ghost is?

Ghost is a short-tempered businessman from Austin, Texas, thought to be middle aged. He claims to be a rich man, running a business throughout Texas, and making 'major capital' in the Stock Markets as well. He has a complete family (although he dislikes the "extended uncles and aunts"), and lives well off, spending time drinking on Sixth Street, and working on his broadcast, True Capitalist Radio.

On ghost's show he has a segment called "Radio Graffiti" where anybody listening can call him up and say whatever they want. But usually people call up to troll him.

Most of the trolls are people who remix him to look like a fool. There are some trolls that will regularly call ghost up and are named the following:

Austin Vibrator - A man who makes a noise similar to a love toy vibrator.

Horny the Clown - Just a simple clown horn sound.

Tub Guy - A man who claims to listen to the show in his bathtub. Well known for his phrase 'Oh my'.

Suck Mah richard Guy - A man whose well known phrase is 'Suck mah diiiiick'.

Trisha - A very high pitch voiced transtesticle who regularly calls up.

The Aborted Fetus - A little kid who makes Ghost Rage Quit and tell every parent that they threw their children into woodchippers. He disappeared on the August 11, 2011 episode.

EquestrianCitizen978 - A black brony who successfully made Ghost rage multiple times, and also secured two "last-call" spots. He and Ghost seem to be friends now.

Internet Buttstalker - An effeminate man who requests Ghost to show his "toolbox" and admits his love for Ghost. He has a job serving glory holes.

Asho - An abused 8 year old Mexican Justin Bieber kid who feared not being able to "shoot" after he was punched in the balls by his aunt, watches research, has love with prostitutes and with people in his school, and drinks beer when his mother is at Applebee's looking for Alabama black snake. He was dubbed Best Mexican in the 2011 Ghosties.

Ghetto Capitalist - A Californian, ghetto EBT recipient who always calls at the 1st of every month, boasting about getting his checks. He has a baby constantly crying in the background of his calls, often to be the first thing heard to identify him. The child could suffer from months of diaper rash, according to Ghost. He and his friend Pookie devise scams to get rich, like pretending to still live in the state he formerly moved from to collect EBT from 2 states at once. He was dubbed the TCR Troll Of The Year in the 2011 Ghosties.

/Discuss

[Ad Bot]

[shitlord]

THE LEGEND RETURNS

[Leidoffon]

402 you're on the horn

[Jubel]

HOLY CALAMARI GOD HAS RETURNED IN THE FORM OF PURE CAPITALISM

[Camel]

I AM YOUR HOST

damn i wonder what would compel him to come back on air

[TheBlackParrot]

I AM YOUR HOST

damn i wonder what would compel him to come back on air

is he accepting donations or anything similar?
if it's not money-related, i kinda have to wonder too

[Jubel]

is he accepting donations or anything similar?
if it's not money-related, i kinda have to wonder too

honestly if he starts up radio graffiti everyone will want a piece of that 15 and a half inch john holmes in their trollpipes.

more publicity, more money.

[TeeOS]

GUESS WHOS BACK
BACK AGAIN
GHOSTLERS BACK
TELL A FRIEND

[Muzzles56]

i used to listen to this guy years ago

[Swholli]

Why does he sound like he's on an AM station?

Is he making it with a potato?

[shitlord]

Why does he sound like he's on an AM station?

because he is

[Jubel]

i used to listen to this guy years ago

WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMNED TWITTER SHOUTOUTS ENGINEER

[shitlord]

YER SUPPOSED TO BE SCREENIN THESE DAMN CALLERS ENGINEER

[Stick Man]

After such a disappointing Nintendo Direct, I'm glad this video is here.

[hodototman]

[CANS RATTLING]