when is the worst time to jack off?

[Jshotgun]

jacking off when tired is pretty bad, i sometimes almost fall asleep from exhaustion

[Ad Bot]

[Malleo100]

At a funeral

[Trogtor]

any time that doesnt revolve around bed time

[Couatl]

when giving an oral report during class

[ßlöükfáce]

in a sports stadium and you're on the field/court/whatever

[Camel]

during an anti-procrastination seminar


and you're the guest speaker

[shitlord]

while you have 3rd degree burns on your snake

[Camel]

if your hands are covered in tiger balm

[Block Aloni]

any time that doesnt revolve around bed time

[Foxscotch]

any time. praise jesus

[Nickpb 2.0]

I jack off with sand paper

[Ravencroft·]

On a running chainsaw

[Electrk.]

I jack off with sand paper

gotta keep your wood smooth amirite??!?! xD

[Headcrab Zombie]

when giving an oral report during class

why don't you give me an oral report

[Ceist]

after you piss. stuff burns yo