when is the worst time to jack off?

[Stick Man]

a few minutes before your parents get home from work and you know they'll go to your room to check up on you.

[Ad Bot]

[RTBARCHIVE]

Reading a bible in church

[ThatDarkNinja778]

In the classroom while the substitute is teaching like a kid did in my school once.

[Niff]

While peeing

[Nonnel]

After a bottle of glue blows up in your hands

[McJob]

A circlejerk.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Reading a bible.

Reading a bible in church

When your hands turn into bibles.

[HellHound]

Riding a bike downhill

[Lego lad]

while jacking off

[Cone²]

when anything you touch evaporates

[Space1255]

While in a torture chamber.

[Becquerel]

the worst time and way to tenderize the succulent, spicy meat is to use a constant jerking movement back and forth on the meat for a few minutes until you can feel it become moist and tender. Then, when you can feel the dampness of the skin, feel free to take a few minutes to relax, but take a few minutes to assess the locks on your doors, so noone can open the door and surprise you.

the worst time to jack off inside jill are where minors are watching

[dr_pepper]

when your hands have sand paper glued to them.

[Becquerel]

when your hands have sand paper glued to them.

i love masturbating with really coarse sandpaper and pure capsaicin up my ass

[Insert Name Here]

During school, in class