Post your teacher cliches here!

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When a teacher says alright, you know they're going to start a new topic or continue talking.

what the honey drinking trout is a teacher cliche

First Day: Hello everyone, lets have a great year!

3 Weeks In: GET TO YOUR DAMN SEATS RIGHT NOW

when a teacher says that the homework is only 5 problems, they really mean that each problem has 3 parts.

They all repeat the "Bueller... Bueller..." scene and then assume that no one has seen the movie

''show your work''

''use PQPA''

"This is important knowledge" *goes on all hour about personal stories*

"Okay, I'm not an artist,"

"don't leave until the bell rings"

when a teacher says that the homework is only 5 problems, they really mean that each problem has 3 parts.
More like 6 parts each

Teacher: Now this homework is going to be easy

The homework takes 3 hours to do

When the professor starts to say "alright" near the end of class and everyone gets up and leaves.

when a teacher makes a big deal about not letting you go until they say you can instead of leaving at the bell. and then they make everyone sit down and then TELL YOU TO GET BACK UP AND GO. WHAT IS THE POINT

Watching movies and YouTube videos vaguely related to the subject at hand.

"I have no loving clue what I'm doing."