Author Topic: Post your teacher cliches here! (Read 3232 times)

kahnu · November 20, 2015, 10:06:29 AM

Quote from: Copy Kirby on November 19, 2015, 06:38:20 AM

the bell doesn't dismiss you i do

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K3k0m@n · November 20, 2015, 10:39:18 AM

Teachers who don't warn you about sudden assessments/tests
Someone's loving about in the back of the room, nah let's tell that one kid at the front of the room to stop tapping his pen.
Teachers who tell you to ask more questions in the future - what if I don't have any questions to ask??
'The bell doesn't tell you to go, I decide when you leave the class.'
Those teachers who constantly give warnings out but never do actual punishments
Those teachers who give too many punishments
Teachers who don't follow the school's own rules

there's much more but EHH

Malleo100 · November 20, 2015, 10:59:44 AM

You know how schools have landlines in the classroom and teachers can choose the ringtone
Well my WGeography teacher has hers set to Santa saying "Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!"
And it's too loud

Foopster · November 20, 2015, 02:41:49 PM

Quote from: The Murderous Cop on November 19, 2015, 07:46:41 AM

forcing students to watch horrible parodies related to a subject or homemade raps also related to a subject, which also suck

My science teacher /only/ shows these. all of it belong in ycyl. ALSO, SHE SHOWED A VIDEO OF A BARNACLE snake. Thankfully i had food poisoning.

Foopster · November 20, 2015, 02:44:39 PM

Quote from: Maxwell. on November 19, 2015, 07:13:48 AM

your teachers seriously give you detention for asking for help..?

forgetin, at my school, a kid got SUSPENDED for loving touching the top of a door frame.

giant tootsie rolls · November 20, 2015, 03:01:11 PM

"I'm going to deduct all your grades because one person threw something"

Ayxrion · November 20, 2015, 03:07:50 PM

"i'll give your phone back at the end of the hour"

Shift Kitty · November 20, 2015, 06:26:37 PM

Printing a very colourful image with a black & white printer.
Ignoring the original aspect ratio of an image.

Juliun03 · November 20, 2015, 06:51:58 PM

"im a teacher"
oh my gosh this one i hear all the time!!

bigcapitalbaka · November 20, 2015, 06:52:32 PM

Quote from: Shift Kitty on November 20, 2015, 06:26:37 PM

Printing a very colourful image with a black & white printer.
Ignoring the original aspect ratio of an image.

well usually in schools they don't allow color images to be printed so the teacher has to print it in black and white, and i dont know about the second part lol

Shizza04 · November 20, 2015, 06:56:23 PM

"your exercises were late by 2 seconds so you have to run at the football field for two hours while it's muddy as stuff outside because forget you i'm the gym teacher that's why"
True story.

"excuse me sir what were you doing pushing up your glasses with your middle finger"
^Actually happened to my friend once.

beachbum111111 · November 20, 2015, 06:58:06 PM

"Take your hood off"

forget you bitch it's cold as forget in here. Stop being such an egotistical friend.

Shift Kitty · November 20, 2015, 06:59:06 PM

Quote from: bigcapitalbaka on November 20, 2015, 06:52:32 PM

and i dont know about the second part lol

Your avatar is a good example of this. It was originally 60x93 but you adjusted it to 75x75, so now it looks flatter and wider than it's supposed to. (in fact, the character's head is about 35% wider than it's supposed to be due to this.)

Kimon� · November 20, 2015, 07:00:45 PM

that time of the year when the teachers start making loud primal shrieks, smearing stuff all over the walls, and body slamming children is always the best!

kahnu · November 20, 2015, 07:01:36 PM

not a cliche but more of a story

greentexting because its the only way i know how to write stories

>be me
>7th grade
>parents are on my ass about grades
>i would get my ass beat if i got another F
>test today
>forgetmystuff.gif
>doing test
>hispanic old teacher yells at me saying im cheating
>yells at her because i wasnt even talking to anybody or doing anything
>asks her to compare answers
>she says im a liar
>get into an argument
>she hands me detention slip
>she makes test worth 5 grades
>forgetYOU.jpg
>yells at her in spanish
>throw binder on floor
>break pen in half and throw it at her (god i was a spastic)
>grab desk and drop it sideways
>sit in desk infront of me and cry for 20 minutes while everyone was taking the test

mfw i didnt go to the detention
mfw i had no punishments
:')
lol