Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[CapTMeaT]

dont screw it up

[Ad Bot]

[Akio]

tell her you have a strap on special interest

[Col. Derontchi]

tell her you have a strap on special interest

We were actually talking about barrel plugs and I said I only need one type of plug, and it's not this one. Somehow that didn't forget me over

go watch some netflix with her

actually wanted to go bowling, but I knew the kiefer drive in thing would be more creative and stuff. Bowling is easier, but now I have to do dinner.

[Freek]

dont screw it up

[Lord Tony®]

We were actually talking about barrel plugs and I said I only need one type of plug, and it's not this one. Somehow that didn't forget me over

Because now she is going to forget you over!

[SeventhSandwich]

We were actually talking about barrel plugs and I said I only need one type of plug, and it's not this one. Somehow that didn't forget me over

That's a ridiculously cringey thing to say, but she must have not heard it. Avoid references to ass play this early in your relationship.

[Akio]

tell her if you can forget her she can forget you

[Col. Derontchi]

Because now she is going to forget you over!

I got a loving date you loser.

That's a ridiculously cringey thing to say, but she must have not heard it. Avoid references to ass play this early in your relationship.

I wasn't hinting at assplay, I was hinting at being the gay. I think. Idk she was also implying buttplugs a second ago. She definitely heard it and acknowledged it, calling it disgusting, but then I tricked her by saying "I'm more of a barrel cover type guy" which goes over the barrel, not inside.

[SeventhSandwich]

I wasn't hinting at assplay, I was hinting at being the gay. I think.

What sort of mileage do you think you're gonna get from that joke?

She definitely heard it and acknowledged it, calling it disgusting, but then I tricked her by saying "I'm more of a barrel cover type guy" which goes over the barrel, not inside.

Just take it from me. Jokes about ass play aren't the best kind of opener for a date with a person you don't know extremely well.

[Camel]

Just take it from me. Jokes about ass play aren't the best kind of opener for a date with a person you don't know extremely well.

i disagree. as soon as you're seated drop the menu and delve right into the starfish regions


try to order gioza or something vaguely starfish shaped to serve as a visual element to your discussion

[Col. Derontchi]

What sort of mileage do you think you're gonna get from that joke?
Just take it from me. Jokes about ass play aren't the best kind of opener for a date with a person you don't know extremely well.

I didn't expect it to go well. Just she's pretty crude herself sometimes. It was just too funny for me to pass up. Didn't backfire at least. Still, I clarified by saying I was into barrel bags.

[SeventhSandwich]

try to order gioza or something vaguely starfish shaped to serve as a visual element to your discussion

If your starfish resembles potstickers, you've got some kind of disease.

[Camel]

I didn't expect it to go well. Just she's pretty crude herself sometimes. It was just too funny for me to pass up. Didn't backfire at least. Still, I clarified by saying I was into barrel bags.

i've deduced from this thread that you must be pretty good looking because you say a lot of stuff that would immediately make any girl in my vicinity sprint away

[hillkill]

forget if i could nonchalantly talk to a woman about ass play i'd be set.

[Freek]

on the topic about loving up with women, is it bad i keep like a log based around when i forget up or do good with talking to girls/being in a relationship
i've been doing it for like 3 years and its pretty helpful but pretty low