Remember that chick I met a couple months ago? Meet The Parents Edition!

[hillkill]

a REALLY big meal

like, the booty?

[Ad Bot]

[plad101]

Yeah, you're right. I asked her if she liked bad comedies and she said she does, so I'm gonna stay positive on this one.

Make it work in your favor man, don't assume it's over before it began.

[mattsos]

a REALLY big meal

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Frequency]

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i mean a smorgasbord

[Fab]

wait what do you mean with "a bit forgeted"?

[Frequency]

he's talking about how he wants to go to a better location but it's farther away and he doesn't want her to drive more than she has to

honestly derontchi, just pretend to be relaxed and try not to let the situation get to you

[Drydess]

he's talking about how he wants to go to a better location but it's farther away and he doesn't want her to drive more than she has to

honestly derontchi, just pretend to be relaxed and try not to let the situation get to you

yes but how can you only be a bit forgeted

[Frequency]

yes but how can you only be a bit forgeted

well if he was totally forgeted they would be eating out of a dumpster and if he wasn't forgeted at all, they'd be going to a super nice theater with nice restaurants around it that's not super far away

so i'd definitely say he's somewhere in between

[Drydess]

well if he was totally forgeted they would be eating out of a dumpster and if he wasn't forgeted at all, they'd be going to a super nice theater with nice restaurants around it that's not super far away

so i'd definitely say he's somewhere in between

so he's half-forgeted?

[Dinovincent]

if she liked bad comedies and she said she does

this confuses me immensely

[Frequency]

so he's half-forgeted?

yeah but if he plays cards right, his date will be totally forgeted

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[Col. Derontchi]

Alright guys, I'm already feeling better about this. I've discovered the importance of staying positive. I've also got a few (legal and totally safe) tricks up my sleeve.

[Drydess]

Does it involve drugging her with LSD?

[Otis Da HousKat]

Be careful not to get her charged with statutory rape.

[Frequency]

Be careful not to get her charged with statutory rape.

well there are benefits to dating older women

he can just counter-charge her as a child enthusiast and convince everyone he's a transgender homoloveual that was being abused