how do you wanna die

[Regirock]

by being plowed by a horse in the ass until the horses richard perforates my colon and i die of blood loss

hmm, i guess what maxx said

wouldn't you be in severe pain?

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

also holy stuff dooble i didn't need that

You think that's bad, she has an entire chapter about sorting through and identifying the remains of the hundreds killed in 9/11.
It's both disturbing and heart-wrenching.

It's a really great book. Working Stiff, by Judy Melinek.

[DerpDerp]

gunshot wound

[Obliviongate20]

by gatling gun

[mod-man]

i wanna have incurable cancer, that way i can feel morally ok about having an OD party

ive been debating whether or not id tell people it was an OD party. i could totally make some sick saw-esque game out of it

while everyones partying and getting silly, i'd OD and die with a note in my hand talking about how i called the police 30 minutes ago and how they're gonna have to explain this one. would it be funnier to actually call the police or not? im still fleshing it out

[TableSalt]

Getting a love change then thrown off a building with a bucket of glitter.

[Sp0nge80b]

I wanna be sitting in a chair, suddenly I find myself spazzing out in the air, only to find myself humping various objects, then fly up to the skies then fall into my room, then get launched out of the window, land on a trampoline, land on a pine tree near my house, fly into a electrical cord, then get launched into Afghanistan, then to some turkey, get yelled at, the people who are yelling at me get shot, then I fly through the only tree left in the world, proceed breaking it, then suffocating everyone, including me. Then, die like:

[John Freeman]

Like my favorite dwarf man.

love me some tyrion

[Zloff]

many gunshot wounds

[The Resonte!]

-snip-

holy damn

[ßlöükfáce]

allahu akbar

[BubbaGum]

soon

[Nonnel]

late

[Ragequit]

some heroic cod-esque death

[The Resonte!]

some heroic cod-esque death

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