Take a stuffFlushGo into showerTurn it onBend downLet the water clean your ass hole.
imagine the amount of water mixed with feces running down your legs and onto the shower floor and into the drainreally stuffy
That's why you use your hand at the same timeBtw, you just had a Holy stuff.
and give you a tasty snack
In some extreme situations I've used the cardboard toilet roll as replacement paper.This has actually happened far more times than it should have.
I've done this too lol
I've used a towel before when there wasn't any toilet paper. The towel was white, now it has forgetin stains all over it
spread your asschecks and whistle to your dog (if you have one)