there's no toilet paper at my house.

[Insert Name Here]

what the stuff

"Dogs will lick anything"

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

spread your asschecks and whistle to your dog (if you have one)

Oh

[Honno]

yeah just make sure you do the ol' wafflestomp maneuver if you're gonna stuff in the shower

[Ragequit]

pluck all your hairs and weave them into an ass wiping device

[sir dooble]

pluck all your hairs and weave them into an ass wiping device

Or just shove your head up your arse and wipe it with the hair on your head.

[Rigel]

what the forget is this thread

why do I always find the weirdest stuff at 2 in the morning

[Col. Derontchi]

what the forget is this thread

why do I always find the weirdest stuff at 2 in the morning

there is never not a time for survival!!

[ChappersTeddy]

on a serious note how do you people not have

say, napkins or kitchen rolls

do you not clean your tables at all?

plebs

[Mr Man]

Duct tape

[sir dooble]

Duct tape

Save yourself the hassle of next time and just duct tape your star fish closed.

[Legoboss]

Save yourself the hassle and just remove your intestines

[sir dooble]

Save yourself the hassle and just remove your intestines

Make yourself a nice sausage meal, or get longer use out of them, and make yourself a pair of tights.

[Darryl McKoy]

Eat lots of fibre and hope you pass only solid logs

[Legoboss]

Make yourself a nice sausage meal, or get longer use out of them, and make yourself a pair of tights.

Also good for a game of jump rope.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Eat lots of fibre and hope you pass only solid logs

this is a viable strategy, i can confirm