there's no toilet paper at my house.

[espio100]

Use oak leaves

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

Use oak leaves

I think you mean poison oak.

[scythe]

use me

i'll make sure you're clean :^)

[K3k0m@n]

use me

i'll make sure you're clean :^)

best first post ever

[Yosher]

bible pages

[Lego lad]

bible pages

um EXCUSE ME -________-

[SetGaming]

stick it in your pooper

[Trogtor]

bible pages

hope those pages combust into flames and burn your star fish together where you can't poop ever

[e-maxx]

hope those pages combust into flames and burn your star fish together where you can't poop ever

[Sp0nge80b]

bible pages

hope those pages combust into flames and burn your star fish together where you can't poop ever

[NotBomberguy]

muh sides

[Alyx Vance]

muh sides

Your sides probably won't make very good toilet paper

[Refticus]

use sand paper and duct tape to tape up your gaping wounds and star fish

[Col. Derontchi]

Just hold it you sick forget. Or, you can go outside and spread your legs so wide that it almost guarantees a Holy stuff.

[fireking]

thanks for reiterating