Ok OP, then try plan B, you must become an starfish to him.
I know it sounds backwards but if you become an starfish against him he will be the one asking you to stop and not forget with you anymore... reverse bullying?
To me it sounds crazy enough to work, then again it could backfire and put you into a fight, then in that case do what they told you and have a pack of quarters to put into the cracks of your fist and fire at will.