Author Topic: How do you categorize/spot a douchebag?  (Read 1662 times)

Title, go all out. Full explanations. What makes a douche a douche, go.


The backwards cap is a surefire sign.

true religion jeans
pants sagging more than 3 inches
emojis on any part of their clothing
beats (bonus if they are playing chief keef)
diamond supply co./obey/any wannabe gangster brand sold at zumiez
TapouT
those long ass nike socks that go halfway up calves
polo ralph lauren shirts with the huge pony



people with ninjask avatars

big one for me is wearing martial arts stuff without actually knowing any martial arts. While some may think "but it's brown townogous to, say, wearing a football jersey because you're a fan but not playing football yourself, that's completely wrong. For some reason, mma fanboys with 0 training think they're tough stuff and can take on anyone because of the power imbued in their tapout shirt. It's fun for actual fighters when they come to the gym, do some stupid stuff with the smallest bag, like do a forgetin 1-2 on that stuff like 4 times, no stretches, no aerobic warmups, and then want to spar. Hint: a fight watched does not a fighter make. Even if the number is in the hundreds.

pencil-line beard and/or mustache

some provocative shirt

might reek or use too much cologne (usually they use axe not cologne)

wear holes in their jeans

snake compensating trucks
anyone who drives a dodge

snake compensating trucks
anyone who drives a dodge
Are they double douchebag if they drive a Ram?

No, they're douche's if they drive a corvette.
Greetings from LA :P

having a gormless face and won't shut up when others are speaking

No, they're douche's if they drive a corvette.
Greetings from LA :P
The douchebag car is a BMW


The douchebag car is a BMW


i dont know i think the mitsubishi eclipse is like the douchebag flagship