I'll save you the trouble now. Don't see it. Save yourself the time, the money, and the brain cells. It'd be more worth it to slam your head into a concrete wall for an hour and a half while have a spiked baseball bat shoved up your star fish.
Unfortunately my girlfriend doesn't have bleach at her house so I can pour it in my eyes and she doesn't have a drill either so I can put a hole through the front of my cranium.
I don't know if this movie is technically defined as a comedy horror but I would define it as that. Not only because the extremely cheesy dialogue at some moment but also due to the fact that it's so ridiculously bad that it's almost comical. Seriously the screenplay is so terrible.
They had good actors to work with and if done right, Krampus could have been terrifying. The director who I'm not even gonna give him the decency of looking up his name, wasted the actors potential. And as for Krampus, well you only see him attack nobody and his dumbass elves and helpers, comparable to the gingerbread man from Shrek and the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz, are the ones who do all the work for Krampus. Literally the most terrifying thing in the entire movies, besides the horrid dialogue, was the snowmen in the front yard.
The story had no build up and German Oma, who chooses to only speak German instead of speaking English, decides not warn them about Krampus until two family members are missing.
I got more austism from this 90 minute handicap fest than I have from my 5 years on the blockland forums
