Author Topic: Krampus is the worst movie I've ever seen ever.  (Read 3080 times)

I'll save you the trouble now. Don't see it. Save yourself the time, the money, and the brain cells. It'd be more worth it to slam your head into a concrete wall for an hour and a half while have a spiked baseball bat shoved up your star fish.

Unfortunately my girlfriend doesn't have bleach at her house so I can pour it in my eyes and she doesn't have a drill either so I can put a hole through the front of my cranium.

I don't know if this movie is technically defined as a comedy horror but I would define it as that. Not only because the extremely cheesy dialogue at some moment but also due to the fact that it's so ridiculously bad that it's almost comical. Seriously the screenplay is so terrible.

They had good actors to work with and if done right, Krampus could have been terrifying. The director who I'm not even gonna give him the decency of looking up his name, wasted the actors potential. And as for Krampus, well you only see him attack nobody and his dumbass elves and helpers, comparable to the gingerbread man from Shrek and the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz, are the ones who do all the work for Krampus. Literally the most terrifying thing in the entire movies, besides the horrid dialogue, was the snowmen in the front yard.

The story had no build up and German Oma, who chooses to only speak German instead of speaking English, decides not warn them about Krampus until two family members are missing.

I got more austism from this 90 minute handicap fest than I have from my 5 years on the blockland forums
« Last Edit: December 05, 2015, 10:24:41 PM by SlayerZ99 »

so



i should wait for the blu ray

did people get eaten in the movie

i heard thats how the whole krampus legend goes, he traps people in cages then feeds them alot and eats them

did people get eaten in the movie

i heard thats how the whole krampus legend goes, he traps people in cages then feeds them alot and eats them
i thought that was the lady from hansel and gretal

did people get eaten in the movie

i heard thats how the whole krampus legend goes, he traps people in cages then feeds them alot and eats them
I will tell you Krampus does not eat a single person



i kinda figured
It actually blows my mind how this movie is receiving some positive feedback

Like for character development? What the hell? If you wanna see the character from Krampus you can just watch National Lampoons Christmas Vacation which in my opinion is a must better movie

And there's no real development of Krampus He's just mind there I guess and off to the side while his minions do all the dirty work

Oh and the movie goes from real life to a really weird and inconsistent art styled animated flashback that feels awkward

The ony thing they really did well is the physical appearance of Krampus and thats it

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The premise seemed stuffty anyways.

I got more austism from this 90 minute handicap fest than I have from my 5 years on the blockland forums
Oh god it's that bad?

it's pretty uncommon for a horror movie to be good anyways unless there is zombies

it's pretty uncommon for a horror movie to be good anyways unless there is zombies
zombies are so Bleh unless it's a few videogames that make the concept enjoyable
L4d2
Im sure there are others

I can usually tell from the ads if something is terrible and this was not an exception

zombies are so Bleh
they're pretty great with survival stuff in movies and TV

it's a few videogames that make the concept enjoyable
also
Dead Rising
Plants vs Zombies
Typing of the Dead