High School Adventures [War declared!]

[Eon]

jack off everywhere

[Ad Bot]

[Theepicman]

You stomped his head.

You try to find a gun but the security officer had a taser but he was carried away by the stuff-piss water. You decide to look through the weebs locker. You find an empty water gun. You think about filling it up with this stuff-piss liquid.

You try to jack off but you're dry from the weeb battle.

An announcement comes over the speaker: "You have 15 more minutes to get your schedule and go to your 1st period class. And please don't come to us looking like feces!".

What do you do now?

Oh and the character's pants are still down.

[Space1255]

Find the principal and molest his leg like a doge

[Eon]

then stuff in his mouth

[watercore]

take your pants completely off so you can constantly be prepared to stuff

[Theepicman]

You fill the water gun up with the stuff-piss liquid and head to the office. You are about to enter the principals room until you see the security guard you violated. He doesn't notice you yet but he is talking to a teacher.

"Look at me! A kid did this! He somehow pooped a tsunami of poop and pissed a tsunami! One of the halls is ankle deep and I'm hearing that its spreading to the cafeteria! I tried to tackle him but slipped. He then pulled my pants down and licked my bumhole and danced on me! Before I could get up! The current of the river carried me away to the office!"

You quickly run to the principals office as you were always one of the best runners in your middle school. There you see the principal organizing papers. You get a quick glance at one of them and its the school newspaper. The headline reads "Ocean of feces - just a plunging error?".

The principal looks up and says "Who are you? Pull your pa-"

Before he finishes the sentence, you vault over his desk and start molesting his leg like a doge.

"What are you doing?! You have a lot to an-"

Then you get up and pounce on him while shushing him. You then forcefully open his mouth and stuff in his mouth. A few solid stuffs go down but then you forgot you ate Taco Bell. Uh oh!

You expel an uncontrollable surge of liquid diarrhea in his mouth. It eventually fills the principals office up to knee deep level of stuff.

What do you do now?

[Space1255]

Kill all witnesses. Burn down the school with your pure rage.

[TableSalt]

Roast marshmallows! :D

[tber123]

Kill all witnesses. Burn down the school with your pure rage.

[Theepicman]

There were no witnesses to kill because it was just you and the principal in the room.

You try to burn down the school with your rage but you end up burning the door that you closed. The security officer was right behind it going to check the commotion. The diarrhea drains out of the room and onto the security officer, carrying him away back to the hallway where the unconscious weeb is.

"Why must my life be like this...." the security guard says as he is carried away.

You then roast marshmellows in the very small fire and eat, making your hunger go down.

The bell rings the 1st period bell. You didn't get your schedule and you start freaking out. What class should you go to?

STATS:
HEALTH: 9/10
STRENGTH: 5 [+1 for beating security officer]
HUNGER: 5
SOCIALNESS: 25 [+5 for crazyness]

stuffinator: 25/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

[TableSalt]

Eat your pants for +1 stuffting power!

[Space1255]

Pull the fire alarm, find a way to make the sprinklers go off

[Regirock]

I pull out my Knife and start saying if a hot girl doesn't date me I will kill myself.

[watercore]

Smoke weed in front of the fire alarm until it goes off.

[Theepicman]

You tell yourself that you will commit Self Delete by stab if you don't get to date a hot girl.

You decide to eat your pants for +1 stuffting power! stuffinator charges up faster and you gain +25 charge!

You decide to pull the fire alarm but you decide to smoke weed to make it go off instead. You search the unconscious principle and find a weed stash in her pocket and a vape. You smoke away infront of the fire alarm and just like that, all hell breaks loose.

The alarm goes off, students run into the halls playing stuffty music on their speakers. The security guard is being punched by a group of mean looking people, and teachers are trying to retain order but to no avail. You hear the weeb say "No not the Blastoise!". It seems that he has woken back up.

You hear them yelling "What is this brown water on the floo-" Followed by about 20 splashes. What do you do now?

STATS:
HEALTH: 9/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 5
SOCIALNESS: 25

stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].