High School Adventures [War declared!]

[Regirock]

I pull out my Dragonuv and start shooting people and then proceed to loot the Cafe, leading a gang of ugly-obese girls behind me promising them hot guys.

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[Theepicman]

You tell yourself that you will commit Self Delete by stab if you don't get to date a hot girl.

You decide to eat your pants for +1 stuffting power! stuffinator charges up faster and you gain +25 charge!

You decide to pull the fire alarm but you decide to smoke weed to make it go off instead. You search the unconscious principle and find a weed stash in her pocket and a vape. You smoke away infront of the fire alarm and just like that, all hell breaks loose.

The alarm goes off, students run into the halls playing stuffty music on their speakers. The security guard is being punched by a group of mean looking people, and teachers are trying to retain order but to no avail. You hear the weeb say "No not the Blastoise!". It seems that he has woken back up.

You hear them yelling "What is this brown water on the floo-" Followed by about 20 splashes. What do you do now?

STATS:
HEALTH: 9/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 5
SOCIALNESS: 25

stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

Pageloss.

[gebenuwell]

run after students stabbing them

[TableSalt]

Obtain a cheese grater.

[Drydess]

Obtain a cheese grater.

Then grate half of your face to become twoface

[Eon]

plant a bomb

[Theepicman]

You try to plant the bomb but you don't have a bomb nor the materials to make a makeshift bomb.

You run after students stabbing them with a pencil but you stab the wild weeb, making him go unconscious again!

You then run to the cafeteria to obtain a cheese grater, then think about grating half of your face. You refrain from doing so as it will be very painful and everyone will think you're a freak.

[gebenuwell]

get a knife from cafeteria and start stabbing people again
obtain gun

[Drydess]

To make a bomb you only need mashed potatoes and a red wire, which you can probably get from the fire alarm

[tber123]

Use the pencil and mug someone for their lunch money

[Drydess]

Use the pencil and mug someone for their lunch money

then grate half of that kid's face off!

[JamesH]

go to the science lab and make a chemical bomb

[Theepicman]

You grab a large kitchen knife from the cafeteria but you can't find the security guard. He must've gotten carried away by the stuff-piss liquid current. You stab a random student peacefully eating his lunch in the chest. He is now unconscious and bleeding out.

You grab an orange and head to one of the fire alarm pullers and slice it open and grab a red wire. You make a makeshift bomb! However, for some reason when you removed the red wire the sprinklers turned on. It could make the stuff-piss liquid you made overflow! Uh oh!

You come across another student eating lunch and threaten. He gives you his lunch money of $5!

You walk around the school to find the science lab. Students are running amok, and teachers are getting kicked in the hallways. You could've sworn you saw the security guard being carried away again. You get to the science lab and mix whatever you find. It releases a lot of steam so you assume it is deadly. You come across a vial that says "EBOLA VIRUS" DO NOT TAMPER WITH".

What do you do?

STATS:
HEALTH: 9/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 5
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $5
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

[JamesH]

load the EBOLA virus into a arm cannon
then open fire on all exits

[The Murderous Cop]

Do the right thing.
Which is loving throw it into the piss and stuff liquid so everyone who walks through it gets infected with it.