High School Adventures [War declared!]

[gebenuwell]

get a gun and shoot up the school

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[Theepicman]

You very carefully put dump the EBOLA VIRUS vial into your creation. Much steam comes out of the vial. Your Ebola virus has evolved! Symptoms start immediately instead of 21 days!

You find a hazmat suit and put it on and walk to the hallways with the stuff-piss liquid. It has overflowed to hip-deep level now thanks to the sprinklers. You dump most of the vial into the stuff-piss liquid and make a break for it!. While you're running, you see the wild weeb bleeding from all orifices. The brown-yellow liquid now has a tint of red. Many students are coughing and fainting.

You put the remaining vial into your magical arm cannon. You then open fire on all of the exits, where the firemen are entering from. They immediately start symptoms and collapse to the floor.

You find the security guard and take his pistol loaded with one mag and shoot a random student bleeding out. The hall you're in is empty but you hear screaming from the other side of the school.

What do you do now?

PISTOL: 6/7 bullets.

STATS:
HEALTH: 9/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 5
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $5
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

[gebenuwell]

go to other side of the school

[JamesH]

call in russian rebels to bomb the outside of the school with EBOLA and napalm mixture, since the the military is outside

also become to construct a submarine in case of a tsunami

[Space1255]

forget the hottest chick in school

[Drydess]

call in russian rebels to bomb the outside of the school with EBOLA and napalm mixture, since the the military is outside

also become to construct a submarine in case of a tsunami

[Theepicman]

You go to the other side of the school! And see about 100 students climbing to the top of the lockers for safety. In the pss-stuff liquid there is blood and about 20 dead bodies.

You then take a walkie talkie and call in the Russian rebels and they bomb the outside of the school with Ebola and napalm. You would make a submarine but you are very inland so no tsunamis to worry about unless your piss tsunami turns on you.

You look up the lockers and see a hot chick. You pull her down from the locker but she comes in contact with the water. She immediately bleeds out and she gets blood all over your hazmat suit. Gg.

What do you do now?

[JamesH]

upgrade the Hazmat suit to a H.E.V. suit, and replace the voice with Bill Nye's

then grab a crowbar
then pull down the lockers with said crowbar

[gebenuwell]

shoot your gun at the students

[JamesH]

did eepicman die

[Theepicman]

did eepicman die

no im on mobile I'll be on my pc and update in a sec

[Theepicman]

You upgrade your hazmat suit to an H.E.V suit and grab a crowbar floating in the piss-stuff liquid and take down a few lockers, infecting 10 students with the evolved Ebola virus and they all bleed out.

You shoot a few bullets at a teacher and 3 random students, leaving you with 2 bullets left. You here sirens followed by a door breaking down and gunfire. Your walkie talkie talks up "Commander, the SWAT team is here and they're wearing Mark IV body armor!". The Russian rebels need your help!
INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
MAKESHIFT BOMB
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
CROWBAR

STATS:
HEALTH: 9/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 5
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $5
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

[JamesH]

put the crowbar into a armcannon to make a railarmcannon and coat the crowbar in the ebola
then shoot at the swat team

also have a small snack of 20 Cheerios

also why do i feel suddenly really bad for the weeb and other people

[Kidalex90]

put the crowbar into a armcannon to make a railarmcannon and coat the crowbar in the ebola
then shoot at the swat team

[TableSalt]

Constantly lick your upper lip until it becomes a bad habit.