High School Adventures [War declared!]

[Drydess]

also why do i feel suddenly really bad for the weeb and other people

Because you're insane.

[Ad Bot]

[Eon]

jack off

[Niff]

Plant the makeshift bomb on a pillar that holds up most of the schools structures

[Theepicman]

You put the crowbar into your arm cannon but you coat it in the Ebola infected piss stuff water first. You then shoot SWAT Officer 1 in the head for 5 damage! He begins bleeding from all orifices and dies instantly.

You keep licking your upper lip until it becomes a habit. SWAT Officer 2 took at as a homoloveual approach to him, and is a family man, dealing 2 damage!

You are finally ready to jack off, you release your load on SWAT Officer 2 for 5 damage!

You plant the makeshift bomb on a pillar that holds the school structures. It makes the roof come down on the hallway where the security guard was. It also kills a few students hiding ontop of their lockers.

Your russian rebel friends go for another strafe run, and they release an Ebola-infected Napalm bomb on the SWAT truck, killing SWAT Officer 5 and 4 as they were getting out of the truck!

A live news helicopter is now flying overhead to film the battle.
SWAT Officer 1: Dead
SWAT Officer 2: 3/10 HP
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
SWAT Officer 4: Dead
SWAT Officer 5: Dead

INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 4/7 charges
KNIFE

STATS:
HEALTH: 9/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 5
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $5
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

[gebenuwell]

take the swat officers gun
shoot up the school some more

[Lukas75TheSecond]

stab the stuff out of the officers

[Space1255]

Self Delete your way out of this

[JamesH]

Self Delete your way out of this

no

buy a T-90 for the russian rebels
make it a hover tank
bribe SWAT officer 3 to join us

[Space1255]

No
Self Delete is the only option
Give yourself an abortion.

[Theepicman]

You contemplate Self Delete but you are having too much fun.

You buy a T-90 tank from the Russian rebels for $1 and turn it into a hover tank! You bribe SWAT Officer 3 to join us for $4 and he joins you!

You stab the stuff out of SWAT Officer 2 and he dies!

You take a dead SWAT Officers M16 and enter the school and shoot a teacher in the head. You also see the principal trying to crawl away. You shoot him, killing him.

You give your baby you probably were never going to have an abortion, injuring you for 1 damage!

A News team is entering the building to film the damage and possibly you. What do you do now?
INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE

STATS:
HEALTH: 8/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 10
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
Russian Rebel 1: 10/10 HP

[JamesH]

i ask the news people if they had meds
if they don't  i grab a fire extinguisher, replace the stuff inside and replace it with the EBOLA and shoot it at them

i then buy a VTOL off the same guy i bought the T-90 from
i then get everyone(including news if they havent died) inside the VTOL
then proceed to head for the white house

[gebenuwell]

go to the news people and shoot them

[Eon]

take off your hazmat suit and swim in the stuffpiss sea

[Insert Name Here]

rape the female news reporter and shove the camera up her ass

[Theepicman]

You rape the female news reporter and shove the camera up her bumhole, dealing 3 damage!

"As we s-"

You stop the other news reporter mid sentence and ask for meds. They give you an Ebola Virus vaccine and a cookie. You are now immune to your evolved Ebola Virus and you gain +2 HP from the cookie!

You take off your HEV suit and swim in your now chest-deep stuff-piss sea. You try to go underwater but you have to close your eyes so the stuff doesn't get into your eyes.

You ask the Russian Rebels for a VTOL and they give you one for free! Additionally, they drain the stuff-piss sea and put it into a bomb. They also put your hover tank on auto-pilot to head to the white house too. You usher the news team into the VTOL as well as your companions and head for the white house.
INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
Russian Rebel 1: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5