You declare yourself supreme overlord of the universe, and the russian rebel army bows down to you.
You lick your upper lip, and your Russian Rebels unleash a volley of Rhino V on the U.S Navy.
You try to die of brain cancer but your bloodline has inherited a gene making you extremely resistant to cancer.
ZombiSalt eats a random dead cops brain.
You try to transcend the mortal realm but no matter how hard you try, you just cant because you're agnostic.
What do you do now?
INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit
RHINO V: 1000 bullets, 1000 rockets.
STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].
COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5
