ATTENTION CITIZENS
This is an announcement from your federal government.
Evacuate to your designated shelters. Do not pay attention to the large, electromagnetic cannons speeding through cities across the nation.
Do not pay attention to the cramped electrified cages titled "McJob's body parts".
Do not be alarmed by the bombs being placed outside of government servers.
Do not pay attention to scientists frantically scribbling government secrets onto papers whilst armed guards watch.
Evacuate and you will be fine. The government will provide shelter, goods and services to those who do not have them or are underground.
Glory to Blocklandia.