ALERT FROM THE OFFICE OF TEEOS, PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE PARTY
Do not step out of state or city limits.
Do NOT step out of state or city limits.
We are currently bombing all abandoned areas within the state or any area surrounding the state.
Due to our citizens being in fallout shelters, we do not need to worry about casualties. However, any escapees shall be melted alive.
Alleyways and street corners are being flooded with police.
These rumors of furfriendry are false. As is the mexican dancing videos.
McJob's location has been tracked, and is being nuked heavily.
Do not escape. Glory to Blocklandia.