help me my inner bowels are like the depths of hell growling at me constantly, my bladder is more unpredictable than weird al and I have been dry heaving my lungs out.
I was stuck in a cold shower for 2 hours because every time I stood up I have to release a violent stream of diarrhea, which then made me start dry heaving. I'm feeling better now but I am afraid that I will crap myself when I fall asleep because that has already happened when I decided to take a nap.
:C
