The Dungeon

[Lukas75TheSecond]

The Dungeon

A text rpg game

Story:

On a random night, a foolish man was wandering around the fields, when he found a giant tower. He decided to go in, but that was a big mistake because when he came in, the doors somehow got shut and locked. He must now survive the dangers that lies in the depths of the dungeon. Then without any way of knowing, something had knocked him out and he was put to sleep.

You are in: Floor 1

Name: Jim



HP:25/25
Status: Idle

What shall you do?


A) Look around
B) Try to fight an enemy
C) Do nothing
D) Try to break the door open.

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[TableSalt]

Jim
Just Jim.

[Snoop Da Dogg]

KAR'ZHOG, BRINGER OF DEATH

[Peacock]

Hammy

[Lukas75TheSecond]

KAR'ZHOG, BRINGER OF DEATH

Soz m8 but the name has already been chosen, otherwise HELL YEAH

[Lukas75TheSecond]

NOTE: Name choosing has ended.

Unless you want me do something about it, Jim has been chosen

[TableSalt]

Do nothing.
Jim lives a boring life.

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Do nothing.
Jim lives a boring life.

You do nothing for five minutes. Your hunger increases by 1. (1/20)

[Peacock]

look around

[Lukas75TheSecond]

look around

You look around. You can see

Slime LVL1 (7/7hp)
small copper sword
Moss
A locked gate

Will you:
A) Fight the slime (Weapon: Fist)
B) Pick up the sword
C) Try opening the gate
D) none of the above

[TableSalt]

Take the moss. It is important.
Take the copper sword.
Below.

[grunterdb1951]

Eat the sword, make a moss rope and tame the slime, then use the tamed slime to digest the lock of the gate and move through

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Eat the sword, make a moss rope and tame the slime, then use the tamed slime to digest the lock of the gate and move through

As you swallow the sword, you were stabbed when digesting it, causing you to bleed (-3HP)
You now have a lvl 1 tamed slime.
As the locked gate becomes digest you move on to Floor 2

Status: Unhappy (Bleeding)

HP: 23/25

[FizzyFuz]

stuff out the sword and use it to kill enemies by infecting them with the laced feces on the sword

[Bears]

stuff out the sword and use it to kill enemies by infecting them with the laced feces on the sword

in order to do this, you must press your ass against the enemy and stuff it out with the force of a thousand kings
once you grab the sword after killing the enemy,  whip out your 2' rooster and carefully cut and stretch the foreskin, effectively making a bandage. if the wound is capable of being seen by the human eye, wrap the foreskin around the wound and stab it into place with the remainders of the sword
do the ancient ritual of Az'kthuul, Blood God, and slit your wrists in the middle of a bloodied pentagram, and sacrifice the tame slime by petting it softly and then RAMMING YOUR loving SWORD UP ITS ASS, which should, by theory, grant you the powers of a blood god and you will be able to get decent endgame sword