Honestly if I was absolutely forced to decide, i'd choose Annoying Orange. not because I like his political choices more (I don't), but because he's transparent. With Annoying Orange, at least you'll know the exact fashion in which he's loving up the country. With hillary, it'll be behind closed doors and we won't know until far after the damage has been done. Easier to rectify the damage in Annoying Orange's case.