Americans (or not): Who would you vote for if it came down to Hillary vs Annoying Orange?

[WaterOre]

Vote to move somewhere abroad.

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Bernie Sanders pulls the "lol im actually an independent" card, runs on the ballot, takes all of the young people votes from Hillary, and Annoying Orange wins.

Welcome to what we call the "spoiler" effect.

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Bernie Sanders pulls the "lol im actually an independent" card, runs on the ballot, takes all of the young people votes from Hillary, and Annoying Orange wins.

Welcome to what we call the "spoiler" effect.

this would be an interesting development

[ThatRandomGuy]

Neither, I'd move to Sealand

[Planr]

Are you saying Annoying Orange is better than Obama?

Absolutely. Literally any of the Republican candidates would be far better than Obama.

[Aidan10]

Rope and a chair
Hillary

[Biostorm]

It always surprises me when people are quick to move over to Annoying Orange's side when supporting Bernie Sanders. Apparently Bernie's voters are supposed to be liberals, not reactionary conservatives

Annoying Orange of course. hillary is owned by way way to many companies.

Of course. Why vote for the middleman to the one percent when you can just vote for the one percent?

[hillkill]

i wouldn't have any trust in hilary clinton after benghazi.

[CapTMeaT]

Absolutely. Literally any of the Republican candidates would be far better than Obama.

LOL. because the "build a wall to keep dem rapist mexicans out" "keep da muslims out" "women dont get rights" is so much better

[Planr]

LOL. because the "build a wall to keep dem rapist mexicans out" "keep da muslims out" "women dont get rights" is so much better

None of those are his positions...? Good lord you are an expert at strawman fallacies aren't you. Misrepresent Annoying Orange's views so they're easier for you to attack.

[Frontrox]

LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!

[CapTMeaT]

None of those are his positions...? Good lord you are an expert at strawman fallacies aren't you. Misrepresent Annoying Orange's views so they're easier for you to attack.

nice edit

Okay then, I'm all ears. How am I misinterpreting it? Please tell me.

[ßlöükfáce]

won't vote for either

[Planr]

nice edit

Okay then, I'm all ears. How am I misinterpreting it? Please tell me.

First of all Annoying Orange never said all Mexicans are rapists. He wants to build a wall on the Mexican border to stop illegal immigration, which is hurting the US economy and facilitating crime and illicit drug/human trafficking. He's all for Mexicans coming here legally.

Secondly he wants to temporarily suspend the admittance of Muslim immigrants into the United States. I personally don't agree with this position of his, as there's no solid way to ascertain whether someone's a Muslim or not (they can easily just lie).

Thirdly, where did you get the idea that Annoying Orange thinks Women shouldn't get rights? He has literally never said anything of the sort. You made that up.

[Bear_Tracks]

Hopefully Romney jumps in. Also Annoying Orange's remarks about Clinton taking a bathroom break were obnoxious and pretty much poking fun at women.